"No Costco Coffins" (parody song)

Song about infomercials and consumerism.

Enjoy your week.
http://www.reverbnation.com/tunepak/1972889

Lyrics:

Don't tell me. No, I've heard it before:

If she buys your product, then her husband won't snore.

Pay just $19.99 and get the book light free.

Got a question, Mr. Billy Mays.

How did all that screaming increase your pay?

Make me turn the volume down on my own TV.

Don't need no blanket I can wear with my arms.

Don't want your garden drills; I won't live on no farm.

Don't need no new insurance plans from double A R P.


No hand wound blenders. I like mine automatic.

Please no Costco coffins that won't fit in my attic.

I don't want no Chia pet who looks just like me.


Don't need no gadgets that make broccoli juice.

Don't want no pills to give my sex life a boost.

Don't want no diapers when I can't hold my pee.


Thanks. Please rate or commment.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• billy mays
• snuggie
• costco
• viagra
• oops I crapped my pants
• parody song
• infomercials
• television ads
• strange sales

[lynzxer021]

hahaha great stuff

[hotkix3]

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[Kabuki0009]

LOL well good *****stars; )

[christopherinsc1981]

lol nice one man costco and coffins crazy lol

[keanghiero]

Nice

5*

All the best

Kean

[lloydhofer]

That was fun but I miss having the lyrics on the side.