Stem Cellphones (The Stem Cell Song)

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From The Dirty Marmaduke Flute Squad's album "Boneslinky!"

Lyrics:
She was 8 months pregnant when she lapsed into a coma
Doctor's on the lookout for a horse-head Casanova
I was right there, I said "Don't look at me!"
"You have to decide 'cause it's you're baby!"
I was only involved for the rush of endorphins,
didn't have enough dollars to pay for an abortion.
"Please don't deliver it now, I got a better idea anyhow!"

Gonna cut out that baby for the stem cells before it dies
Gonna sell it to some scientists and see if they can find a way to
quantify
a way to send me up the river use them
stem cells to repair my broken liver

cause I love babies when they do me right
and you know that baby's mama had an early night
I'll feast on some embryonic stew
to make my body do the things that its supposed to do

They looked at me as if i was crazy
"Surely you can't suck the life out of a baby...!"
"I've been bad to my body for surely.."
"Your logic is flawed, and your plans are worked out poorly
You can by some new organs if that is your target.
Just sell that little baby on the Chinese black market!"
"Of course that is my plan B. But I'll rely on your science, indeed!"

Chorus

....Dump that baby in the blender and drink the slop
When it comes to fertilization I'm the cream of the crop

That didn't work cause the fetus was developed,
"Stem cells don't come from a baby's cerebellum?!?!?!"
I'll do more research next time,
To grow some organs that are finally mine.
Yes, I'll feast on some embryonic brine,
to grow some organs that will fail over time.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• stem cell
• abortion
• pro life
• pro choice

[MrLethalfire]

Fuck babies