Making a fool out of K. Rool

Setup:
-Runs completed by MKDH
-No tools used
-Savestates only used to reset the entire battles
-SNES Emulator: ZSNES 1.51
-Laptop Keyboard with old ZSNES key defaults (Home-End-Insert-Delete-PgUp-PgDown for ABXYLR)
-Internal AVI recording device in ZSNES 1.50+
-Windows Media Maker used for compression and conversion to .wmv file.

Assuming Kaptain K. Rool on the Flying Kroc is as difficult as I have heard, I think it's safe to say girls, especially those who say "wanna suck my pee" just to mock me, pretty much don't know what they're missing. (Really, if the ones around the San Francisco Bay Area are going to treat guys like me like BS, then the San Francisco Bay Area so does not deserve to be called the "Yay Area.")

Of course, I'm not making this to impress girls or fix issues with my social life--I assure you, that would be at most a bonus, though a hefty one. While I made the Hide 'n' Seek Battle Monster Tactics video just to spread info about the game (to which I have already succeeded to some degree--of course, I'm keeping the video up anyway), I'm making this video pretty much out of boredom. Okay, technically, that's indirectly the result of said social life blues among other things. Oh well. Anyway, you know how K. Rool has pretended to be down for the count repeatedly? Well, guess what? He deserves to be humiliated for the cheapness he has no doubt pulled out on various players. And who better to make a monkey out of him than some "loser"?

I handled King K. Rool (Donkey Kong Country 1) and Kaptain K. Rool (Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest) because they're actually more convenient to pwn badly. For this reason, I'm only handling Baron K. Roolenstein (Donkey Kong Country 3) IF I decide to, no matter how many requests I get. King K. Rool in Donkey Kong 64 is also too inconvenient; I need an N64 (which I don't as it was stolen) and the way the game works is simply not suitable for the purposes of this video. (And as for LW Kaptain K. Rool, he crumbles to one freaking hit, although one hit that is very hard to reach, and he doesn't have as much variety.)

I'm not using my voice this time because my speech is too sloppy. A likely result from excess inexperience in REAL LIFE SOCIALIZING. *sigh* Sorry, my social life isn't exactly the best. Regardless, I want to get this video up anyway.

About the video itself? Well, the battle against King K. Rool is shorter than the Kaptain K. Rool one, even with the fake credits gimmick; therefore he gets pwned nearly the entire way, only managing to get his crown out of his hand ONCE. Kaptain K. Rool, however, is not exactly free from being humiliated; he gets toyed with badly during the first three hits, which he deserves for his cowardly strikes at Donkey Kong (that you see when you first enter the battle). The clowning amount drops after that, though, but you should see me during his 5th attack phase, which alone shows that he can't even hit the broad side of a barn. Well, he got me with his special shots every single time, even though I avoided them before. But he still couldn't hit me himself or with a cannonball. Which, especially considering the reverse controls issue in the final phase, has got to say something.

Same comment rules as the ones for my Hide 'n' Seek Battle Monster Tactics video. I also want to add that responses off the topic of DKC or whatnot should be in separate comments because they're not being unscreened no matter what--or better yet, those responses should be PMs. However, I have allowed Ratings in the confidence that those few biased Ratings I could get are likely to affect the video's Rating too little to be a problem anyway.

And in closing, Diddy + Dixie rules.

All 3 DKCs and any characters in them Copyright Nintendo and Rare.

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[coolman8393]

Dck returns won't be as good cuz it's not made bay rareware

[MasterKnightDH]

@coolman8393

Are you sure about that?

[OblivionKnight457]

does he think he's a bull or what?

[MasterKnightDH]

Toro! Toro!

[OblivionKnight457]

lol

[MasterKnightDH]

The funny thing is, a charging attack would have been sensible to knock down a confused Diddy, or...anything but that jump attack

[ChaosCntrl]

arent they all the same guy in different costumes?

[crazymann47]

FATALITY

[MarioMastar]

@coolman8393 Yep, recent reviews indicate that Ninty did a better job than Rare. People don't even seem to miss the Kremlings anymore. I'm still waiting for DKR 2 to see what Nintendo REALLY can do!

[Macca1969]

The first fight is a silly fight...

[israforever]

@ChaosCntrl and with a little change in the name

[coolman8393]

@MasterKnightDH well its probly not gonna be the best. but i will get it anyways it might be pretty good.

[GigaHands]

@crosspoison I trust you've seen the trailer? Donkey Kong Country RETURNS!!

[GaiaOnlineGirl100]

Wow final boss in SNES version took longer than GBA. Good gob! You made K. Rool a fool of himself. You would probably kick ass better than I can in SNES

[PikachuColoredPichu1]

Considering crocodile meat has high protein, I'd say that's why the fishes attacked K. Rool.

[Perfectedidiot21]

DK did the SHORYUKEN!!!!!!!!!!