Ducktales: The Amazon WITH LYRICS

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LYRICS:
You are by far the wealthiest duck in Duckburg (Woo-ooh.)
I'm sure you could afford to rename it "suck-turd"
You're the one percent, you don't need adventure, stay home!
(You're prone to the unknown, but don't roam, stay home)
Hey where ya goin', wait a sec!

You really don't need any more treasure, dude
You're so fuckin' rich, Bill Gates is your bitch whenever you're in the mood,
Oh-ohhhhh—What the fuck, Scrooge McDuck?!
What kinda quack are you on?
Outfitting your mules to go lookin' for jewels in the Amazon

Blood diamonds do not make you a forest ranger
Those bugs and snakes you're murdering, they're endangered
You're a threat to this fragile ecosystem, go home!
(All alone in the tropic zone, pack up your stones and go home)
Hey where ya goin', wait a sec!

You'll shit your diaper climbin' up jungle vines
I said stay away from the Himalayas or the African mines, oh-oh
Your bank account's got large amounts but your brain's plain overdrawn
You're hallucinatin' ice cream and cake in the Amazon

I said what the fuck, Scrooge McDuck, what kinda quack are you on?
No matter how much cash you plow, you'll never turn into a swan
But you're crazy and old, so you're gonna keep looking for gold
In the Ahhh-maaaa-zoooonnnnnn!

(Spoken) Well, at least it's not the moon.

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[walkingstickman1]

anyone notice that the red letters over the sign spell " S T D"?

[Silencerltu]

What the fuck! Scrooge McDuck!! :D

[Youtubian392]

LOL hey Floss was that a subtle solute to Kingdom Hearts I saw in there?

[ssbbbest]

i would kill if you made a conker's bad fur day windy theme with lyrics

[kollegahsterin]

SO BAD MEMORIES

[omegatails91]

i wanna go to suckturd for vacation lol

[solidsnake3105]

did anyone else notice the "crazy , crazy" on the backround at around 00:28 ? lol

[Palmerifics]

0:46 in:

You know brentalfloss, you can sound like Brock from Pokemon xD

[SimianSegue]

I still love the demo of this.

[LCarlan47]

Took me awhile to figure out that he was saying "Hey where you going? Wait a sec!" after the part where he says stay home.

[CheshireAlliKat89]

Every time i play any of the games you have put lyrics to i cant help but to sing them lol, even the mii menu gets me every time