Bible Verses Never Read in Church, Ep. 2

*NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN* "On Child Bearing" (2 Kings 2:23-24)

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[DivazStator]

I am sorry, but if you guys hate God, then why the hell do you stay here and mock him. Get a freakin' life!

[DionysusVoice]

@DivazStator We don't "hate God". We cannot hate that in which we do not believe. We do, however, hate the free reign religion has been given over our society, and, in our eyes, it's hurting more than helping.

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[DionysusVoice]

@sportsqueen7 I have no interest in getting "right" with the god of the Bible, even if I believed that monster existed.

[DionysusVoice]

@doker266 I hope you find reason and a spell-checker.

[nbkcq28]

@DivazStator Why do religious hypocrites troll gay-themed vids? Because they have no lives, I guess. lol.

[StaalRulz2010]

Fuckin hilarious!!!

[onehndrdprcntcreep]

JESUS

[beyallluv]

lol how do they miss this shit!

[winzo89]

@TheKanagawaboy you know if the world was just it was be sooner a foul, heartless person like you, than they. "it sucks that its not a true story" ? they called him fricken bald head. like. ugh, i just hope you're not being serious here, that's all. because if you are, you are a truly sick and vile person indeed. why aren't you christian now since you seem to somehow like these sorts of repulsive stories ?

[cursivebluedragon]

@TheKanagawaboy Wouldn't that also be a form of control? Someone has a bad day they deserve to die? What about the day I yelled at some guy cause he bumped into me? I buried my grandmother that morning after she lost a battle to cancer. So I should have been killed that day for loosing it? I'm not religious but I think there are those who need it if it will make them a better person.

[MilOurives]

He'll fuck you up... So you better do some pray'n while you can...

[TheKanagawaboy]

Man, I wish verses like this were actually true. I'm not religious in any way, but I think if more shitbags (kids and adults) were killed like this after being assholes, it would cure the world of assholes. :) Just because they're kids doesn't mean they shouldn't be killed for being disrespectful. IN fact, just about any asshole should be killed (excluding me of course). Kids dying by bears for being shits = cool. It sucks that its not a true story.

[MrEnlightenup]

@DivazStator no hate here but i feel bad that its so funny for poor idiot christians that live their life in a fantasy world..its the same as drugs except you dont take anything,just listen to the pupit pimps and they will brainwash you into thinking that if your not nice ,you will burn in hell.what a sick concept...just a little note,unicorns are in the bible 9 times,hows that for fantasy.