Presto God!
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I don't think I will buy one yet. You see, I purchased a PrayerMax 5000 from Ed Current a while back and it didn't help me get my prayers answered. I have been trying to get my money back for 5 mos now. I don't want to go through that again. You can keep your Presto God. In fact, I'm not finished with my Blowup Jeebus(with real facial hair and long head hair) It has kept me company for weeks now and I love how it makes a hissing noise when I put the crown of thorns(included) on it's head.
saxmanchiro 2 years ago
Cheerio with the Sexman:
The whole PrayerMax series was a mass delusion from The Beginning and it's blasphemous you would even mention it in this sacred empty space. You might like to be aware, however, that the Presto God can enhance and prolong satisfaction with the Blowup Jeebus in ways only you, thank god, will ever see or know.
RobWipond 2 years ago
My Blowup Jeebus is my companion. He goes wherever I go. I just deflate Him when on the road and pull out my handy battery operated air pump and blow Him up again. The only problem I am having is the running out of patches that I use to fix the thorn holes.
As to your Presto God, I am seriously thinking about it. Just think, I can have two of the three together again and I will just wait for my Holy Pigeon to come out and I will have me the Trinity!!! Bless you for inventing this, bless you!
saxmanchiro 2 years ago
Sexmunchi: Your embarrassing patheticness is a shining example to Believers everywhere. May He always be with you to help cover your every hole.
RobWipond 2 years ago
But my Lord requires me to be pathetic and embarassing to others. He is testing my resolve to handle criticism and belittlement from others. As a Theist, you should understand this. I am surprised that you would point out the obvious here in a public forum like YT. All Theists know that we must be pathetic, humble, bowing, unquestioning, hypocritical and above all, subservient to Him. I still need to find some patch material.
saxmanchiro 2 years ago
Of course, my child, our Omnipotence is gracious in Understanding your feeble, hopeless attempts to strengthen the enduring hol-iness of that which you blow up out of nothing. Perhaps we could help by bestowing on you the role of missionary for the Presto God. Go forth and pass our link far and wide across the reaches of this Great Internet, and All Blessings will surely return to you!
RobWipond 2 years ago