Blond Jokes
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you.”
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thumbs up for her hotness!
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Kool
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Kook
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It's a scarf!
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A blond is driving down the freeway knitting when a cop pulls up beside her, he rools down the window and yells "pull over!" the blond yells " no
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Did you hear about the blond found dead at the Drive In? She went to see "Closed for the season"
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Ok, a blonde a brunette and a red head are on a deserted island. They found a genie the genie says you can each have one wish. So the brunette wishes she was back home with her family. The redhead wishes to be back with her boy friend. The blonde wishes for her two friends back.
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U GOT ROOTS BIAATTTCCH :D an often occuring side effect of fake blondenessss
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I heard this somewhere
"Three blonds are walking around and they stumble against a track. First blond says a 'its a mouse track', second blond says 'no silly its a deer track' and third blond says 'are u guys kidding me? this is clearly an elephant track'. The tree girls were found still laughing when they got hit by a train"
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you are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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haha i had blond hair and it went away and i had highlights and now they are gone lol and to me it is true if blonds have dark roots that they are smart like you
a brunet red head and a blond are hiding from cops in a barn brunet hid behind cows red head behind sheep blond behind potato sacks cops come look behind the cows (moo) sheep too (baaa)potatosacks (potatos)lol=)
bionicbrat2 1 year ago
@bionicbrat2 That is definitely a classic ^_^
madison3993 1 year ago
I <3 You :)
kingscottcnk 1 year ago
@kingscottcnk I <3 you too!
madison3993 1 year ago
Why do you have like only 500 views?? seriusly!!!? your really good!!
gymnastikschicaa 1 year ago
@gymnastikschicaa heythanks!
madison3993 1 year ago