Powerthirst 2 (Melee Edition)

Brawl still sucks, here's why.

Source videos (I recommend watching all of these anyway; they're amazing):

Alex + Mango = Rape (Combo Video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylYiZcoP3zI

Randall slot rape
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgU9gLFaSvc

Simna&Delphiki(red)vs.TANG&SilentSpectre(green)PS (PK Thunder LOL)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGdPqYbBTnI

SSBM - Name entry glitch - Play as master Hand without action replay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVDaEY3SM90

Shiz(Falco) vs M2K(Marth) Revival of Melee Losers Finals 4 (Amazing match)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qna80MbcAAc

RaynEX(fox) vs PeterX(falco)1 (Raynrape Combo)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3Tmi8urjsg

Tofu(Falco) vs Sidefx(IC's)1 (Wobbling and singing)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKv8XfjGPcY

Mango(Falcon) vs Zhu(Falco)3 (Havin' a good time)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-1Wo5c_0DQ

I don't think this sequel will be received as well because the source material isn't as flexible (or as funny) as the first one, and it actually took me time to think up of lines (thanks brotherdavid).

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• SSBM
• Powerthirst
• LOL
• WTF
• Brawl
• sucks
• Norcal
• Socal
• Pro
• Energy
• Legs
• Isai
• SilentSpectre
• FALCON
• PAWNCH
• PAUNCH

[Falcoblue8]

What's the song at 56:00-01:00? The Song of "Sweet COMBO VIDEOS"

[ShirogitsuneInari]

@Falcoblue8 Headhunterz - The Power of the Mind

Was the same in the clip of the combo video it came from, but it looks like that vid got taken down. Wtf.

[mrmaplegod]

it has more features but it added gay characketers and kicked out godly charackters like roy

[ShirogitsuneInari]

@mrmaplegod Though I love playing Roy in Melee, I wouldn't say he's anywhere near godly.

[hafwaybrown]

@ShirogitsuneInari roy is awful in melee. not even close to top tier.

[ShirogitsuneInari]

@hafwaybrown Liar.

[2badSosad1221]

Word of the day

Brawl (noun)

Definition: The only game where even it's competative pro players hate it

Examples of use:

"God i wish i never played brawl" --HugS

"If Brawl wasn't so easy to win at I'd never play that shit" --M2K

[luigiluigix2]

School?

"What'd you get on your final?"

"I missed the tech and got gimped @ 60%"

"At least you passed."

[starfox300]

Now with assloads of down smashing

ASS-SMASHING

[rifall]

@doutchebags It's not just about Wave dash and L canceling. Dash dancing is singlehandedly trumped by tripping, and the windows are too small. Air dodging makes it way too easy to get out of combos. Every landing lag is is about 10x too long. Sonic in Brawl is slower than C.F. in Melee. The entire game was pretty much slowed down and dumbed down so that complete morons didn't feel like complete morons. It's shallow, clunky, slow, and un-fun. The roster is the only redeeming quality.

[doutchebags]

all because you can't wave dash or L cancel??? I never used those in melee anyway! they also made fox faster and easier to control... and fox doesn't sound gayer than big gay Al when he says "come on!" like he did in melee! that's just fox! i'll fuckin beast your ass with toon link before you can even touch me with young link! I'll Ike the shit out of you! Lucario has blue balls, the aura, and mewtwo's mom! if you want someone who's hard to control snake's your man! Jigglypuff FTW! *troll*

[knockout08]

lol at 1:24 "melee now rapes by women" marth is circled

[rifall]

When Sakurai gives you Brawl you HACK IT TO MAKE PROJECT M.

[louman7777777]

lmao that ness clip

[EFAED]

When you play MELEE you look manly, when you play brawl yo look SOOOOO GAAAY! REAL MEN PLAY MELEE (H) (and smash 64 like Isai)

[javidrafiek]

this is funneh!

[CorpzeKitti]

Brawl does NOT SUCK!!! Cool vid tho...

[ssbmJ666]

LOL Lovage and I were the ones walking around asking the people if they can say Brawl sux