TED HAGGARD COMES CLEAN
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God, that is so funny! Ted Haggard is such a douche!
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The only thing that comes from Christianity is the Ted Haggard-style hipocrisy! The major sin of Christianity is homophobia,which resulted in two millenia of persecutions and killings.
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@minanda01 Wee Willy Winkster
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PWNED!!!
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This is fucking hilarious! Excellent job!
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EXCELLENT!! ROFLMFAO!!
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I heard his entrance is in the "back door" And he has a sign on the front door that says "All deliveries made in rear". And that he changed his name to haggard from DICKINSON.
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Ted recently granted an interview for an Evangelical men's periodical called "RePenthouse" Magazine.
While his preaching career has climaxed, he's begun a new career marketing a personal massage lotion called "GayAway".
He is eagerly waiting for his latest issue of "RePenthouse" Magazine to cum in his male box.
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luls
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God said to me that I should tell Ted H. to go sell shoes...
wow, a 60 year old virgin much?
xnrcsx 2 years ago 2
Im 49 and ur mother's ass keeps me content. ;-) MUCH.
Lionsgrrr 2 years ago 2
I was kicked out of Rev. Faggard's church due to his jealousy of my ability to move people to The Holy Spirit more powerfully than he could..
One Sunday, as Ted was preaching on the sins of homosexuality & drug abuse, I let out a loud, stinky FART. Suddenly, the people around me were deeply moved by the Holy Spirit. With tears in their eyes, they loudly proclaimed:
"GOOD GOD!!" "JEEEZZUS CHRIST!!" "GOOD LORD!!"
Then, they started madly waving their arms about, as Pentecostal Christians do!!
Outlaw1257 3 years ago
Praise the spirit of the rectal emanation! I'm sure Ted would have snorted it up like cocaine. ;-)
Lionsgrrr 3 years ago