Audrina Patridge's Mom Delivers Inspired, Well-Lubricated Monologue at Beso

A highly inebriated Mrs. Patridge dished out some frank verse last night in front of Beso and spilling the beans to some juicy deets on her daughter, Audrina: she's a Polish Catholic f*ckingfull-on Italian who's strong and going on through her next open door. She smashes Lauren Conrad's "fashion sh*t" and tells a passing stranger that Dancing With the Stars is the number one show. Thanks, Mrs. Patridge!

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[ThaWastelandDOTcom]

Did the camera man stroke her hair at 1:40? o.0

[lm0591]

inspirational

[Yola Mok]

What a piss pot idiot

[Emily Jojolabas]

the drugs and alcohol are getting to her

[Emily Jojolabas]

i would hate to be in caseys position

[Emily Jojolabas]

she is crazy on on drugs cuz all she talks about is audrina

[Emily Jojolabas]

she favors audrina over casey, i don't think this woman likes casey

[Keely Palmer]

how can you be catholic then talk nothing but trash. Irony.

[Kathryn Thorne]

I would guess a personality disorder.

[Kathryn Thorne]

Calling her mom 'old' is a bit different to a mother saying her daughter 'looks slutty' and calling her son in law 'a coward'. The dad needs to step up and be a man and tell his wife to shut the f up when she starts attacking her daughter and the man she has chosen. Can't believe they say they love each other and then stand back and let the mother savage her daughter. The mother has serious problems.

[Kathryn Thorne]

I have no respect for an adult who does not tell her mother that the way she treats her sister Casey is totally unacceptable.  She is gutless and her good looks are only skin deep. She has nothing nice under that skin!!!

[Kathryn Thorne]

Well, she just made a total ass of herself. No wonder in the reality show that she is talking about, her other daughter doesn't want her little kids near her. She is toxic.