Jim Jefferies: I Swear To God - Studs/S**ts (HBO)

Jim explains the differences between a stud and a s**t. For more information, go to http://itsh.bo/eLK5C7.

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  Comedy

[bernsan443]

this guy is so drunk

[Jeroen Ursem]

A slut is like a lock where every key is possible to open that lock.

A stud is like a key that kan open any lock

So yeah, it's better to be a stud ;)

[Alexthegreatbelgian]

I can smell the alcohol through the internet

[Christopher Reichling]

@weeruska Men are very often controlled by their lust, that's why it is easy for a slut to convince weak men to sleep with her, while women just don't have such a strong biological urge for sex and often a little powerhungry in that department so it's a lot harder for a stud to convince them!

[Nagneto]

You cut out the swears, you cut out the joke you twats.

[Lemau]

It works the other way around as well, though. You've got slutty men and studly women. Usually the studly women only have good jobs though. XD

[seanfleming2]

they're being easy to sluts, a stud can't be easy with many women, women are sluts.

[weeruska]

No. STUPID.

It's like this cause men USED TO make the rules, and men are uncomfortable with women who've had more partners than them.

According to his theory, of course they are the men who are the sluts for sleeping with fat ugly dwarfs right? they are being the EASY ONES (=sluts) :DD (and women are just picking more carefully...)

[misterbizzones]

yeah, except fucking is different from opening locks.

[Tim Sullivan]

Genius!



[Malcolm Alden]

he's Australian... but ok

[DrinkSkateSleep]

I just discovered this guy today. He's the british Doug Stanhope. Brilliant.