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What do you call a girl that msturbates with a phone? A phoner boner@!!
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Knock knock:who's there:penis
Can I have my shirt now?
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the youth are so alive and....bully-able...especially the white ones
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whats the difference between a blond and a misqetoe. a misqetoe will stop sucking if u slap it
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A white boy feel in the mud.and the black man stayed out to long in the sun
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My really dirty joke is.... A pig rolled around in mud
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at first you get it realy wet then put two fingers in then start making crircular movements and thats how you clean a glass XD
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Fuck off what a dickhead
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He's so damn right! Indianna Jones 4 was complete rubbish!!
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its all about that GTA san andreas LD
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A man and his date were parked on a back road. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped."I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. The girl:"Why aren't we going anywhere?"." Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25"
MaximBIZZ 3 months ago 45
A boy was about to finish his senior year and he still lived with his 5 year old bro He was going to bring his girl over for a good time He sleeps on a bunk bed with his little bro He notices his bro is sleep on the bottom bed. He tells his girl friend whenever you want me to change position say lettuce whenever you want me to go faster say tomato She agrees So they start Lettuce,tomato lettuce, tomato Ten the little bro Wakes up and says Stop making sandwiches your gettingmayonnaiseallovermybed
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