Professor Stanley Unwin avertisles wordyprocessy. Deep joy.

Studionists of Unwinese rejoico! Professor Unwin his selfwise here apparates in advertibold for Amstrad Wordyprocessor (incidentihome my own personibold firsti computorial machiniform) from approximilotions 1987. Featrisodes manily fantalistic wordings from the worldidode's grotelidiest linguabold. Deep joy!

Also starryeyes: Michelle Martin (prebobbly bestly known for perfombulatory as Janet in the laster three yar of celebratationed nurseysoap Angels) and the eggs goodly soothilode voxes of Simon Cadiddlyell.

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[TROUSERFLAP]

This is very indeed.

[Applemask]

@TROUSERFLAP Absolutotally.

[hotelmario510]

Microsoft Word comes knock on that wordy-processor's door nowadays to beat him up for money.

[Applemask]

@hotelmario510 I would use Locoscript twenty seven times before MS Word. Bastard thing.

[hotelmario510]

I like it. OpenOffice is like the illegitimate bastard child of Java and Microsoft Word.

[Applemask]

@hotelmario510 Yeah, not fond of OpenOffice either to be honest. But at least it has never driven me to genuine rage almost every time I've used it.

Of course, WordStar will always be king.

[timkirk1ux]

Hi there! I was the secretary in this ad and just to let you know Stanley was a terrific old boy

[drummerjohn49]

Ah Stanley Unwin in talkie clipmould what deep joy!

[biggerthanacadillac]

Ah suprome joybold seeto Profuser Unwind in actuing.......so talenty an trickleymode the worseplay two. Novanever bee a sillyspeader like it and hispeech! Souperby anso mushroomy larfymake 'n joyouslodeit'n how. Awesummer too. Grateybode! Thanklee fourposter and how. Woundrously enjoineymust. Stanleen Reels Unwode.

[kolonelklink1001]

@timkirk1ux He certainly was, and is much missed.

[piprobins]

look at the price!  coulndt fukkly prise casheoldies of my diedee deady hand >

[blaster2012]

@toasterdevil Lets not forget more powerful too!