Sgt Hartman VS Jack Nicholson - Best Ever Prank Call
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266 people are snotty basterds
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creative
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lol... that is funny top...
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When this man said that some people can't handle the truth, what he was alluding to was that, in his opinion, some people can't handle his penis, which at that moment, he was handling.
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265 people CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH. wait...he didn't say that, did he?
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My Drill Sergeant at Ft.Dix,NJ used to yell that we looked like 40 barrells of rodeo shit! (1979)
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Funny and true story. I am currently a 1SG and a former Army Drill Sergeant, One of my fellow Drill Sergeants used the line. "Were you about to call me an asshole" to one of his trainee's and the Private without missing a beat replied with. "No Drill Sergeant, but you must be able to read minds". The Private got the hell smoked out of him but we all laughed our asses off about it later.
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@15harney1987 Not arguing with you, just making a small correction. Only the Army uses the title Drill Sergeant. The Marine Corps and I believe the Navy use the title Drill Instructor and the Air Force has Training Instructors. The Army has Drill Sergeants. You're correct on him being a SSG and receiving the honorary promotion after retirement.
248 people tried to suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
trekfan92 7 months ago 65
260 people didn't get a reach around.
MrRafaelBCK 1 month ago 13