Marvin E. Quasniki's Rebuttal to the State of the Union
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@halfmanhalfmetal Actually, if you look more closely, you can see that the Stripes are stitched together, and the Stars are embroidered. This is a high quality - probably all cotton - flag that is in definite need of ironing.
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@wolferguy That's part of the gimmick. He's broadcasting from his garage and it's a cheap platic flag.
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MYRNA STOP VACUUMING
I lost hard.
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brilliant
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I was more fixated on the flag behind him. Looked like it was just wadded up. Not folded or rolled up. It just kind of bugs me.
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"Everyone that goes to college would get a full refund if they've never got a job." Alright. I'm voting for him.
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What I like about Marvin is that he's not so much a parody of republicans as he is a parody on clueless old people who think they have the authority to do anything.
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I'm on the fence about voting this season. So many promises, like the promise to hate Obama, and another to hate Obama. I think there was something about putting kids to work as slaves in the Republican salt mines, and one guy is offering ponies. What is Marvin E. Quasniki offering in the way of empty promises?
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He brought up a Dr. Suess book.... lol
@TacosAndSalsaChips Calling First is Bullshit!
sconnellyjr 1 month ago 19
What will you do when you find bigfoot? these are the things we need to Know!
mdnnickb 1 month ago 12