I'm 13... you can't stop me from having a baby Metroid!

This Maury parody is from the episode with Jessica, the 13-year-old who snuck a boy in her house and acts like her teddy bear is a baby. Her hometown of Galveston Texas was hit by a hurricane. Since then no one has been able to contact her.

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[SiSi85200]

And also if i ever talked like this to my mom she would slap me, pull my hair, or get the belt! I tired once and i never did it agian! I am gonna be 17 in april and she is just now letting me say a few cuss words like ass, damn, shit and thats about it... Ive never even kissed a boy, touched a boy, or had a realtionship with one... My aunt is 50 and still a virgin... She thought she was to ugly to get a boyfriend and now she older and she is gonna die a virgin, bless my aunt for not being a hoe!

[SiSi85200]

Wow reading the comments are really pissing me off >:( 13 yr old girls on here commenting and saying i dont effin act like that and im a good girl, Yeah right hun um if you were a good girl you wouldnt be cusing... And and a 13 yr old talking to older MEN?? Thats wrong! You say your mature and you can talk to older men, um think again honey, you and the older "man" can go to jail, i know cause it happened to my sister and she was only 17 and he was 18... Mature bitch, my ass...

[vanez918]

gross when i was 13 i never even had my first kiss i was too busy playing video games

[ChelyBaca]

This was really annoying to watch.

[Hikaru1783]

I'm 13 and that's disgusting :( I wanna be a teen and Honestly i don't think you should have a kid until your ready and after your married that's what i would do, I don't wanna be a whore, I wanna be a kid not have one and I don't go up to people and start swearing at them I hate hearing Swears in fact and sneaking someone into your house whats wrong with you?

[XxZaggensxX]

I watched this video kinda hoping in the back of my head that she knew what she was doing. But no, just another stupid girl. I'm a 13 year old girl myself. I don't mean to sound up myself, but I've been told by many people that I'm mature for my age. I generally attract older men so all my friends (who are also mostly older men) are worried that they're going to knock me up and get me pregnant. I know that I am mature, but there's no way I could have a child at my age!

[MrBrodoSwaggins]

@rawr4444ish Umm.. you are a little girl. You shouldn't exactly talk.

[strawberry8651]

i would kick her ass. she's not ready! im 13 and i don't even have that on my mind!

[babyboo113094]

fuk this bitch shit if i was one of the audience i run up and knock the shit outta this bitch!

[TheShyBones]

I would go up and slap her in the face.... she would do nothing and It would straiten her ass up.Im 14