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If you havin Church problems then dont blame God, son
I got ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one.
VERSE 1
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http://www.95thesesrap.com ________________________________________ _________ If you havin Church problems then dont blame God, son I got ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one.
VERSE 1 Listen up, all my people, its a story for the telling bout the sin and injustice and corruption I been smelling: I met that homie Tetzel, then I started rebelling Once I seen the fat Indulgences that he been selling. Now the Cathlics of the world straight up disgracin me Just because I waved my finger at the papacy. My people got riled up over this Reformation Thats when Leo threatened me with Excommunication. I warned yall that Rome best agree to the terms. If not, then you can eat my Diet of Worms! You think you done something spectacular? I wrote the Bible in the vernacular! A heretic! [What?] Someone throw me a bone. You forgot salvation comes through faith alone. Im on a mission from God. You think I do this for fun? I got ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one. Save me!
CHORUS Ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one. If you havin Church problems then dont blame God, son I got ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one.
VERSE 2 One Five One Seventhats when it first went down. Then the real test was when it started spreading around. Sixty days to recant what I said? Father, please! Youve had, what? Goin on fifteen centuries? Oh snap, hes messin with the holy communion. But I aint never dissed your precious hypostatic union! One place at one time. Well, thank you Zwingli. Yeah, way to disregard that whole Im God thingy! Getting all up in my rosaryyou little punk. Your momma shoulda told you not to mess with no monk. What you bumpin me for? Suddenly you sore. Keep that up, youll have yourself another Peasant War. You blame common folk for the smack they talkin You aint even taught them proper Christian doctrine. With my hat, my Bible, and my sexy little nun, I got ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one. Save me!
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VERSE 3 When I wrote the ninety-five, haters straight up assailed em. Now they only care whether or not I nailed em or mailed em. They got psychoanalytic. Now everyones a critic, And getting on my case just because Im anti-Semitic. Ive come back from obscurity to teach yall a lesson, Cuz someone here still aint read their Augsburg Confession. I said Catholicism brings a life of excess, And we all remember what went down with Philip of Hesse! But you forgot about me and my demonstration? Like you can just create your own denomination? We dont like this part, so well just add a little twist. Now we Anglican, Amish, and even Calvinist. I gave you the power, you gone and abused it. I gave you Gods truth, you just confused it. Dont you never underestimate the s*** that I done I got 95 theses but the Pope aint one. Save me!
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Shout out to Johann Gutenberg... I see you baby. ________________________________________ _________ Directed by Alexander Dominitz Cinematography by Chris Ripley
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my history teacher played this and i was the only one who got it. at the end i was like "this puts me in such a jay-z mood" and the whole class was like "what?????"
martin luther broke from the catholic church because at that time the catholic church was nothing like a church. he was considered a heretic to them b/c he left the church. the catholic church was VERY corrupt back then...and you could even argue corruptness now. never did he deny the word of god. he upheld it more than the catholic church was at that time.
The 1st bible ever printed by the printing press was a Catholic bible. no wonder my atheist friends don't like Christianity. He and others are always wondering why we are ripping each other apart.
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I listened to it in class today and my proff started to rap along with it, its was most enjoyable!!
Gotta love history in rap form!
This made my night. seven hours of studying for my AP's Reformation test... this was worth it.
But I aint never dissed your precious hypostatic union!"
OMG. Effing brilliant.