Richalvarez Tribute - Wizard Needs Food

PLEASE READ THIS: This is a mash-up tribute to my favorite YouTube channel: youtube.com/user/Richalvarez All of the video clips are pulled from there.

The song is "Wizard Needs Food Badly" by Five Iron Frenzy. For those of you to whom this may seem a little confusing, the song is basically about boys being boys. Which I think is very applicable to the Richalvarez videos.

Also, check out the Richalvarez fan forums at Richalvarezforums.tk

Lyrics:
I know that you're probably mad at me.

I've come to expect that.

You know that you'll never have all of me,

you've come to resent that.

You say "tomato", I say "video games",

you're acting so solemn.

You'll take the precious remote control from me.

Do I sound like Gollum?

(It's) not that I'm escaping,

you charm me like the flame does moths,

it's just that you'd prefer me docile,

like a narcoleptic sloth.

The wizard needs food badly,

the Voltron can't be incomplete.

The things I love, you hate so madly,

I must not go down in defeat.

In the hunter-gatherer societies,

I'd bring home the bacon.

Public thought says men should try and be tame,

stirred but not shaken.

I say "baseball" then you start to cry,

I'm sorry I grieve you.

I think a motorcycle's a good way to die,

this must bereave you.

I know that you try so hard,

and I'm not saying it's a sin,

it's just that they don't feel my pain,

in Vogue or Cosmopolitan.

The wizard needs food badly,

the Voltron can't be incomplete.

The things I love, you hate so madly,

I must not go down in defeat.

And I'm sure you have your reasons,

but listen to me please...

I want the G.I. Joe with the Kung-Fu action grip.

I want Nintendo with the extra-graphics-microchip.

Tackle football with rocks,
and sticks, and knives, and pain...

I want a truck with the four wheel drive train.

You'd rather see me get good at bookkeeping,

I could clean house in the time that I'm not sleeping.

I live to serve you, and I don't want to be rude,

but you should see that the wizard needs food.

The wizard needs food badly,

the Voltron can't be incomplete.

The things I love, you hate so madly,

I must not go down in defeat.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Richalvarez
• Richie
• Chris
• Stupid
• Mario
• Bros.
• YouTube
• News
• Smashing
• Stuff
• fan
• Wizard
• Needs
• Food
• Badly
• Five
• Iron
• Frenzy
• lyrics

[Enaduial]

I never get tired of this video XD

[CLTV16]

This vid is great! I love richalvarez! it really sucks that they aren't even in the 500 most subscribed list :(

[JonnaHoas]

My gosh, they are so cute ^^ Matching clips mate, very well done!

[NinjaWearingChucks]

I promise I will never be that type of girlfriend.

[kamikazeFIST]

This is a combination of the two greatest things I love: Stupid Mario Brothers and Five Iron Frenzy. I couldn't ask for anything more!!!

[runner316]

Very nice editing, the video had me laughing :D. Five Iron Frenzy rocks!

[timrob12]

RICHALVAREZ IS AMAZING! HE IS WRITING HISTORY ON YOUTUBE! I'm sure of that!

[thenoodleninja]

my god, you are a legend

[richalvarezgirl11]

nice video!

[Enaduial]

I love this video! XD Mostly the hunter gatherer society clip, I think that's more gathering than hunting =P