Rick Perry: Pussy

I'm ashamed to admit my wife is frigid, but you don't need to be getting screwed every hundred days to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can service each other openly but I'm stuck having to masturbate without even a reach-around.
As a pussy-magnet, I'd be getting booty calls but instead I'm lonely and attacking others for getting head.
Pussy made my dick hard. I'd like my dick to be hard again.
I'm Rick Perry and I really need affection.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• rick perry strong ad
• political comedy
• satire
• rob roy davis
• Roibeaird Mac Rua
• Роб Рой
• 2012 presidential election
• rickperry robroy parody

[radi125]

you sound like you're yelling

aside from that, this is hilarious

[smartarse001]

Good one.

[pinkpolarbear96]

I am crying omg :') This is perfect.