Al Qaeda Populating U.S. With Peaceful 'Decoy Muslims'

(Onion News Network, Fridays at 10/9c on IFC) Terrorists are planting normal, hard-working Muslim Americans throughout the nation to get us to lower our guard.

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[Mike Vizioz]

There's only one way to know for sure. You see, terrorists don't sink in water. So whenever you see somebody (and by somebody I mean everybody) you think might be a terrorist, tie them to a chair and throw them in water. If they drown, they're innocent and if they float, they're terrorists. Easy :)

[toonbeme]

This is disturbing that they can even disguise as Vietnamese! How can I tell????

[Michelle Graziadei]

this is gold

[philipmariejohnston]

Monthy Python reference wins at life.

[KilluminatiMujahad]

Oh My God, they are on to us!!! lol

[Fadzi2342]

"No one can even argue with that! Your logic is flawless!"

Oh Onion...

[andnowforsomething89]

In a shark's belly

[derek223556]

Fool! You fell for his trap.

[an0nim0uz]

I actually watched this video with a muslim friend of mine and he laughed his ass off.

[SexyMelon]

Wait.

Where does this leave Osama?

[Vitance]

When I read YouTube comments, I always find myself wondering: how fucking hard can it be to dislike something and just say, "Hm, I didn't like that"?

[Jigglydorf Puffcroft]

It's a market place of ideas. Religion is the botulism in the beef, as it were.