milk

Oh my god. Hello. I am very small and frail so you have to be careful with me. I don't have blood. I only have milk. Inside me. Haha does that make you jealous? Yesterday I exploded with some constant and uncontrolable diareeah. It went everywhere. It was gross. Just like moldy old men like me. I don't get enought attention. I should just lay in the street. Nobody would care. Um could you do me a favor and smell my butt. I need to know if I just farted or not. NOW! How come you never say I love you back to me? I run with scissors and I bleed my milk blood. Yummy. Snotsnotsnotsnotsnotsnot. I hate myself. Do you know what the cure for ugliness is? If you do please tell me. I am a loser. qqqqqqqqqq. My buttcrack hurts. My poop is made out of glass. Can I wear your hat? Do you think I am a regular human? Well think again! I try to make friends but for some reason people think its disgusting that I have milk for blood. And I chase the mailman and bite him. Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Does it hurt you when I stare at you. I am sorry. You will never see me again. Does that break your heart? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• funny
• sitepal
• white
• milk
• man
• ugly
• scary
• creepy
• weird
• do
• the
• hustle
• dancing
• snow
• flake
• blood
• spit
• sweat
• pee
• bones
• frail
• skinny
• weak
• sad
• dog
• oh
• my
• god
• hello
• nose
• little
• boy
• jealous
• explode
• poop
• moldy
• old
• men
• attention
• die
• depressed
• butt
• fart

[boitenvalise]

hahahahahahah

[tenorsingsfromheart]

Creepy.

[ITzEnjoiSupra]

wtf

[Nikole1and1Riah]

im disturbed

[fool4life00]

wtf am i watching

[kagflab]

uuuuuugh i'm 12 and what is this?

[DrSurprise]

wow, this was creepy! it would've been beter if this image of some creepy idiot got shot at the end

[alleycat619]

well. that was terrifying.

[okuni2]

You don't like mine I guess :(