Katie White - More of a Girl than Me

The song starts at 2:55 in the video

Lyrics:

You order a salad and a diet coke
you always smell like fruity soap
pride and prejudice makes you cry
Sometimes I wonder if you're really a guy

You always pop the collar of you purple polo
You bring your little hairbrush wherever you go-o
you coordinate your bracelet with the shoes on your feet
You like football but you'd rather watch reality TV

It's not that I don't like you, I just wish you could see
I can't date you cuz you're more of a girl than me
Maybe I'm too manly and I need to change my ways
But I just can't date a guy obsessed with michael Bublé

My friends say "you're lucky, he's a sensitive guy!"
They tell my I should suck it up and give you a try
I'm so happy that you're sensitive but that doesn't mean
That the ringtone on your phone should be the gilmore girls theme

How long did you spend on your fohawk today?
Did you really just tell me that you dance ballet? (that's ok)
I think that I could beat you in a wrestling fight
It can't be healthy for you to wear your sweater that tight... (that's not alright)

Go ahead and eat your salad, drink your diet coke
but I can't ignore your herbal essence soap
Normal girls will love your femininity
But I act like a dude so it's just not meant to be

I'm sorry i can't date you if you're more of a girl than me

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• funny
• stand
• up
• comedy
• humor
• byu
• mormon
• jokes
• ukulele
• girly
• boy
• captain
• crunch
• more
• of
• girl
• than
• me

[Adoptionisamiracle]

I love it!

[k8lynthegreat]

thanks so much!

[elabta]

not at all what i was searching for, but i'm glad i watched it! it was quite funny, and you're pretty talented :)

[cine6teen]

This is hilarious. I love it. So well written.

[THEANGRYSAINT]

Good job my friend

[ILikedThatCookie]

Haha... loved it girl!

[kayathon]

that was great :)

[xxix3xdorksxx]

OO so true

[gmhoward]

I like the ukelele

[1987JOHNHOLLAND]

That was awesome your super funny!!!!!!!