Special Message From Microsoft Sam

Well, there you have it!
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I don't like you very much, infact I dislike you! Yes, I do! Very much so. Do you know why I dislike you? It's because you talk weird. Of course, I talk normal, unlike you, because you talk so strange. I am Microsoft Sam, and everyone loves how I talk. Do you want it straight? Okay, here it goes. Your voice sucks, and it sucks very badly. Go home and cry because nobody loves you, and because people cannot understand you. I am so glad everyone can understand me.
If only you were as fortunate. Then the world would be a better place to live in. People wouldn't get computer viruses, clogged toilets, or listen to horrible ringtones. Oh! And one more thing... I don't ramble on and on like a mindless idiot. That's right, I'm calling YOU and mindless idiot. Fool! I bet you can't even put on your underwear without your mommy's help! I own you in every way, shape, and form. I am Microsoft Sam. Don't forget it! I am Bill Gates in disguise. Don't tell anyone!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Microsoft
• Sam
• Voice
• Message
• PC
• Computer

[Zorgon183]

Doctor can u plz send me a link to download this its talk it right i really want to use it

[DoctorEggmanNega]

Download link? No such thing sorry. Not that I know of.

[sonic64bit]

Did you make this?

[DoctorEggmanNega]

Yes.

[UltimoImperio]

So does everyone know that microsoft sam is acctually bill gates in disguise?

[DoctorEggmanNega]

After hearing this, yeah. But I dunno about the others.

[jdawz1985]

Ima tell everyone your bill gates in disguise! xD

[kwongo1]

ROTFL

[StasCherry92]

lol im bill gates in disguise.

[jess3685]

Thats a real Message

[lightningbolt999]

WORST VIDEO EVER!!!!!!!!!

[marviic]

this suxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[sonic64bit]

Were they your own words?