Uploaded by Ewechewb on Oct 19, 2008
Breakdown and website @
http://www.somethingstupid.plus.com/20040105-bitter-mans-vitamins-animated-ta...
I decided that YouTube's new(ish) annotation facility would be too faffy for adding precisely-timed subtitles to this (nearly five year-old) output so I've cleaned up the original audio and am re-presenting the slot-mouthed sloth visuals that were the product of my first effort with Crazy Talk - back when the software was at version 3 and very limited compared to later releases.
Perhaps my whacked-on, whacked out FAT text could help people who are learning to read.
Bitter Man's Vitamins
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Hes fit as a fiddle
Hes fit as a flea
Hes 85,000 times fitter than me
He knows every muscle
Each vein and corpuscle
Is pulling TOGETHER
To gather the prize :
A shiny medallion
That dazzles the eyes
This sleek, swarthy stallion
Will bare recognise
From his podium-placing
The pain I am facing
Debasing !
Im chasing not catching my breath
Have I bungs in my lungs
And a float in my throat
That is guttingly cutting my chance to devote
My days to a diet of damsons and dates
And pippified pomegranates plastered on plates ?
You ARE what you eat
And you reap what you sow
Be it gluten or wheat
It is sentenced to show
You should shake OFF the sugar
With vim and with vigour
Assault Added Salt
Make the regime de rigeur
Just consume shoots and fruits
(To SQUEEEEEEEZE into tracksuits)
And the juice
Only Zeus
May Bisto(w)
Ahh
Ambrosia makes posier the beautiful bods of Olympian Gods
Athletic
Aesthetic
Pneumatic
Dramatic
Asthmatic ?
[SNIFFITY SNOFFITY SNIFF]
Only REALLY rarely
Theyve such figures because they are SWIGGERS !
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Tags:
- reading
- poems
- poetry
- rhymes
- children's
- sloth
- health
- fitness
- sport
- inadequacy
- sub-titles
- voiceover
- audiobook
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