Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White - weird al

Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams
Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means
First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear
Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air
My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare
Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere

Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet
Next comes the part that I won't ever forget
Now I'm bein' followed by these Russian spies
They give me some velcro, and an order of fries
Suddenly I'm bowling on the Starship Enterprise
I fall down a hole and that's when I realize

I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after night after night after night

All right!

Doctor, won't you tell me, am I going insane
Was it something I ate or something wrong with my brain
See, I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur
Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor
Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door
And I'm back in the very same place I was before

Now I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after night after night after night

And I can't bust out and I can't break free
And it's gettin' just a little too stuffy here for me
And I can't go home and I can't get loose
And I try to escape but it's just no use

And I can't ever leave and I can't ever win
And we're runnin' outta air and the walls are closin' in
And I can't go back and I can't get through
But Vanna since you're here, why don't you let me buy a vowel from you

Come on Vanna, come on!

Ow, buhhh

Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again
That's right, I even wake up screaming now and then
See, I'm coming home from work but I forgot my address
I'm half an hour late for my algebra test
Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest
And I'm falling and falling and I guess you know the rest

I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after night after night after night

I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Stuck in a closet with Vanna White
N-n-n-night after night after night night night

Then I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya, ya-ya, ya, ya-ya)
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after night after night after night

I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya)
I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White

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• Stuck
• In
• Closet
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• Vanna
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• weird
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• me

[rjdliz]

weirdalsong, it may behoove you to put some tags on this vid to get a better response as many viewers w/o their own collection of weird al aren't going to know this song exists...just a suggestion

Thanks so much for posting!!!! Blast from the past, my friend...

[weirdalsong]

Hey thanks for the tip!

[rjdliz]

Don't thank me, thank viewers that know what the hell is going on on youtube. By reading the comments of other viewers, I realized why I wasn't getting the most out of my searches. If the tags aren't there and the searches are vague, you can't find squat. Thanks again for uploading this song, I really liked it when I was a youngun!!!!!!

I never dreamed Vanna would still be flippin' those letters by the time I'd hit my 30s..

"Come on Vanna, Come on"

[bobo9000]

Wow, thanks for the uploads. This was one of my favorite songs as a child, along with the rest of the songs on this album.

[AsianShietx3]

My name's Vanna c: Except you pronounce it as "VAH - Na.

[TheHollyManning]

dude ...

i KNOW someone named vanna white.

no joke ..

:D

[SpiritTheWolf1]

See, If I'm naked in church and I meet a dinosaur

Try to run, but my feet have been glued to the floor then a midget pushes me through a revolving door and I land in a room full of Flying Llamas

then I realize I am sane

[jwgreek8606]

I wish I was too

[SpiritTheWolf1]

I wish I was stuck in a closet with Vanna White lol

[xXdarkwhitewolfXx]

You know, this isn't the first time that Weird Al has mentioned Russian spies in one of his songs...XD I love that crazy man. Another fabulous song.