Star Wars Gangsta Rap Chronicles - The REAL Sequel 2009

After 10+ years Bentframe has made the sequel to Star Wars Gangsta Rap. This is a 1 minute+ preview of Star Wars Gangsta Rap Chronicles which debuts November 10th on Atom.com. This is the real sequel and not a spoof. You can see the entire film at http://starwarsrap.atom.com/

Here's the lyrics to the new Star Wars Gangsta Rap Chronicles:

Star Wars Gangsta Rap Chronicles

I'm Lord Vader and I get respect your plant and your life is what I expect
cape on my back cable box on my chest
leather pants til my death / hot oil on my breath


1 2 3 and to the 4
Its the Emperor coming thru the door
ready to make an entrance so back on up
I'm about to blow some planets up

You know I'm crazy and my skin is white and pasty
I'm Evil, I like it when planets go boom
I once got busy in the Death Star bathroom

Rat Ta Tat Tat it's an Stormtrooper attack
100 laser blasts and still cant hit jack
Galactic recession you cant avoid
I'll be unemployed if Death Star destroyed

4 and 3 and 2 and 1
when I'm on the mic sandpeople run
the force is flowing and the light saber glowing
I drink my blue milk cuz it keeps me growing
I'm not joking family's straight broken
now Uncle Owens in the front yard smoking
A barbecue for Aunt Beru
Now there's nothing on the farm to do
sold my landspeeder and sold my comb
Now I'm feathering my hair all alone
I'm a Jedi with a license to kill
I think you know what time it is, its time to get ill

in my vest I'm the best smuggla
light beer chuggla / leia's main snuggla
shaking loan sharks when the Falcon starts
Chewies killing gundarks with them Wookiee farts

I'm Leia and I'm in your face, I'm the only chick in space
gold bikini there is no other
I got to first base with my brother

I'm not intergalactically known but I wear a blue cape at home
Lost the Falcon / I was low on cash
Don't talk trash about my mustache
I can swindle / I'll get crooked
I got Han but Vader took him




Now look what we have here
I'm still balling year after year

Public enemy Obi one
stormtroopers said freeze but they got none
Can I make them say I never had a laser gun
but it's the Jedi tricks I'm playing on your mind son
cause I'm old Ben eating Uncle Ben's
in my burlap Depends
No next of kin
I'll try and make amends with my old friends
Obi out - I'm ghost again

6 million forms of ill communication
e chu ta, no need for translation
odds of me complaining is 1 to 1
Jabba never wears any pants for fun

Jabba Raps a verse in his language

Who's the mackis it R2-D2
holograms every time that he sees you
always plugging into systems unprotected
is your 5 1/4 floppy drive infected?

swamp water I drink, root leaf I eat
three dirty toes on my green wrinkled feet
snakes in my bed/ can't get any sleep
trainings complete can I borrow a sheet?

I wish I was 3 foot taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I met a soft shell turtle I would call her
I wish I had a snake in a hat not a Womprat with a Tydirium Impala

On another note:

I was bored so I decided to add up the total views of any web video, whether its Bent TV's or fan made, that uses any of our Star Wars Gangtsa Rap songs. I ignored any video under 50,000 views and only counted Youtube.com, Atom.com and Newgrounds.com - obviously the films are all over the web (I must add Atom.com is the only one who holds the license to the animation or song, so when possible view it at Atom.com because we, the artists, get add revenue and its the only way we get paid off our own film or song.

Here's what I came up with - this lists view count first then the link:

119,929 http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/sw_gangsta_rap_chronicles/
6,757,672 http://www.atom.com/fun_games/gangsta_rap_se/
4,091,242 http://www.atom.com/fun_games/gangsta_rap/
11,644,018 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8b5ruc_-E
3,015,916 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWKHbSxnfB8
1,986,239 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=493ljyoox6o
1,483,152 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVJjP2Jsj1g
895,856 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCF0M51Vp0M
516,674 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeliqN7sEfk
231,107 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlICbUzaSWg
248,549 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-qsU38lPP4
232,541 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYsKR_IaOQ8
183,909 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfacMf7nhyc
181,960 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nibkSe5v1mI
156,194 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1xkRuFyMbE
94,690 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0w9OdMDIIY
84,235 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xYWFMiw5as
71,627 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbn-tIRflbI
62,083 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kJmAuG4JfA
2,710,440 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kJmAuG4JfA
60,336 http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/166928
11,565 http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/517574
1,000,000 Newgrounds.com before Atomfilms license of original
35,839,934 Total Views

35 million freaking views!

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[ST2PartyBoy]

Holy shit that whas awesome great work u guys : )

RATATAT storp trooper attack xD i Rofl a little by that part

[MrHeadgehog]

Hey! I like it when plannets go boom too!

[1thumpasaurus]

seen the full thing. love the animation. but come on you know it doesn't flow like the original

[BootyHunter58]

@MrHeadgehog Make that three dogg

[909silversurfer]

ratatat storm trouper attack ahundred laser blasts and i still cant hit jack

[thatguywiththeegg]

Well considering bentv have blocked my country from watching this on their website, long live torrents, the scourge of fascists.

[PlanetoftheRape]

pretty funny, but I could totally see they copied some rhymes from the Beastie Boys.

[HondaSuperSport1100]

lol awesome 

[NedN00b]

@VongolaAQW223 Of course, he did. You will see his name, "Bent TV", at the beginning of Star Wars gangsta rap, if you can find it. Last time I checked, it wasn't working on Atom, but the shorter version still exists on Newgrounds.

[MarineCorpsRulez]

one word: Epic!!!