Mizzus Cooper - An original by Sean

This was inspired by a post made by Forrest Larsen on his Tumblr. Most of the words are by him, I just changed some of them.
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Come on down to the West side, Connie Cooper from Walla Walla has empty boxes of hostess products behind her desk. She wears bedazzled cat sweaters which explains the cat carrying box behind her chair. She has thin-wired glasses and a bowl cut. She smells like micturation. I think she started the trend of wearing leggings as pants because it's a sight you don't want to see when she stands up from her desk - which is rare in the first place.

Dear class, please turn to Chapter 16, I have a funny story. I think you might like it, I did when I first heard it.

This is how it goes:

My ex-husband got hit by a train and it broke every bone in his unloving body. My life has become a string of lovely events the very minute the stainless steel of the body of the train hit his beautiful smile.

Words by Sean Kua and Forrest Larsen
Music by Sean Kua

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Mizzuz. Cooper. I remember her vividly, captured perfectly!