Don't Falter with Lauren Laverne
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@reltonpelton weird... you do know you don't have to tell everyone when you get a boner, I mean, if you were Ashton kutchers double and put a picture of it somewhere for us ladies to see then go ahead but other than that, we don't really care
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@lauriewhitehurst85 oh if only you knew how hard it is to make me get a boner. but even though i am a cool non sexist and i respect lauren laverne both as an artist and a human being, and i am full grown man, i have to be honest with you, i basically get a boner everytime i see her. i am sorry if that is ugly, but there it is.
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I want to give Lauren the babies that... she'll have... for me... or something with my penis.
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ahh summer days in the 90s - i was gutted when i saw lauren pregas at glastonbury - i knew then i'd missed my chance .. top bird ...great singer and dj
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@DavioX596 my great grand nephew will be fighting the giant radionated spiders in the big pest invasion...but you dont hear me boasting about it
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Don't you think she looks a bit like Gillian Anderson (Dana Scully) :> ?
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@DavioX596 nope - I stay away from de voodoo, mon!
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@DavioX596 Your grandfather was going round in Berlin in 1992, shooting Mexicans? Hitler was long dead by '92 though: the Russians carted off his remains in '45. Why was Hitler hiding from Americans though? They hadn't reached Berlin by the time the Russians got there. The Russians levelled the Reichschancellery building above the bunker, as it fell within the East Berlin, Russian zone of control. Did the cops catch your grandpapy during his shooting spree?
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@DavioX596 historically inaccurate, surely. Was your Grandpappy Joe really fighting communist Mexicans in 'Nam in 1945? If so he'd have been on his own...
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DavioX596 - how could anyone post a racist, hate-fueled comment on this song? WOW! You're hilarious! HA! Now stop hiding at home on the internet and go outside and play. Oh, and learn to spell. Now, great song!



lick that lollipop lauren. LICK IT
reltonpelton 1 year ago 39
@muddyglover Indeed. Eva Mendes looks like a barbequed Puffer Fish with a fat Hollywood arse. Eugh....she's fucking rank. Lauren, on the other hand, is fucking gorgeous, with a quirky personality and above all, brains! I'm not surprised she's pregnant all the time....when would you stop shagging her?
davymgaunt 1 year ago 16