The NYU Hanukkah Song

THE NYU HANUKKAH SONG
Lyrics by Alyssa May Gold

Take off your yarmulkes, it's like three days after hanukkah
Before I start this songica, turn off your telephonicas

Hanukkah is the festival of lights
Instead of one night of presents those kids get 8 crazy nights
But if you're few here who celebrate Christmas don't feel blue
Here's a list of people who AREN'T Jewish but somehow NYU

Matthew Morrison went here and now stars on Glee
He never went to Temple nor did oscar winner Ang Lee

Instead of making Latkes, Chris Columbus made Harry Potter
Tom Ford instead made shirts and both call Tisch their Alma Mater

Mos Def went to Gallatin and doesn't believe in the Hanukkah Saga
You can't read her p-p-p-poker face but neither does Lady Gaga

Anne Hathaway Alec Baldwin the kid from the sixth sense
John Sexton isn't Jewish but we've heard that he's a Mensch!

Take back NYU
Definitely not jews
The Olsen twins aren't either but we sure loved "It Takes Two"
We've heard Idina Menzel's Bat Mitzvah got WICKED crazy
You know who didn't have one? Famed alum Martin Scorsese
I know there's DOUBT that Phillip Seymour Hoffman belongs in song
But he IS in fact a non-Jewish graduate just like M Night Shyamalan
Kristen Bell Alexis Bledel and the O'Connell guys
All went here at some point and don't pray to adonai

So if you don't celebrate hannukah
You can still have funikah
Raise your gin and tonica
And go see "Black Swan-ika"
And if you really wannika
And have a happy happy Holiday seasonica

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[2hansar]

thats extremely rude!

[buttcheeks58]

Love it great job!! Mad funny and like you reppin' NYU

[ProductionsChocolate]

dude i love your dress lol