Rodney Carrington - Dear Penis

Lyrics:

Dear Penis,
I don't think I like anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.

It used to be u and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don't like u anymore.

Now he sings,

Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like u anymore,
'Cause when u get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like u anymore.

Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever,
Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.

Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls

Category:

Music

Tags:

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• Dear
• Penis

[mitchellnunez2012]

i love how people sing along XD

[keeperofsouls1000]

I sang this at school for the singing competition xD

[BASKETBALLJEZUS]

@keeperofsouls1000 nah not really i did it cus i was hungry and i was 2 lazy 2 make my own food XD

[BASKETBALLJEZUS]

@keeperofsouls1000 nah not really i did it cus i was hungry and i was 2 lazy 2 make my own food XD

[keeperofsouls1000]

@Kaaslolz Thankies ^_^ and I did! Recieved even a medal for this song cause it's about a penis and medal is about tha bravery for singing it !

[keeperofsouls1000]

@BASKETBALLJEZUS LOOOOOOL but I recommend you don't do that they could get mad at you very much o .o

[lanphrost]

@TheJulian7547 He does talk about wanting to suck himself off. Your day has just been made a little gayer. No need to thank me.

[Kaaslolz]

@keeperofsouls1000 and I hope you won easily :)

[TheJulian7547]

wewt the penis song... for once its not a gay one lol