5 Reasons Not to See The Dark Knight

With everyone constantly asking me if I've seen The Dark Knight yet, I've come up with 5 reasons why I won't see it!

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[secretlovechild87]

KEATON is and will ALWAYS be batman, sorry, i grow up with him and he's like AWESOME!! :)

[mealex6013]

i like this movie, i just problaby wouldve liked it alot more if it wasnt so overatted and overhyped

[DecentExposureMedia]

ha ha ha! what the heck?!

[AbortedEvolution]

haha. you'd EXPECT Christian Bale to molest your children! hilarious.

[thewhackedsack]

let me give you one reason to shut the fuck up.

[overlordfombax]

(Guys... he's joking. He must be.)

[SuperKid5555]

Guess what... The Dark Knight was one of the best movies of the year

[FlashySenap]

Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne I thought was rather great, But as Batman I felt he lacked the essence of who the Batman is as a person. But the way Christopher Nolan portrait the Dark knight I thought was better than in any other movies of batman.

[TheKrisrenay]

@TheGodzillaSithLord 10 reasons not to se dark knight 1 CHRIS NOLAN IS SHIT & DULL. 2. CHRIS NOLAN IS SHIT ANDE DULL. 3.CHRIS NOLAN IS SHIT & DULL 4.CHRIS NOLAN IS SHIT & DULL 5.CHRIS NOLAN IS SHIT & DULL 6.CHRIS NOLAN IS SHIT & DULL 7. CHRIS NOLAN IS SHIT & DULL 8.CHRIS NOLAN IS SHIT & DULL. 9. CHRIS NOLAN IS SHIT & DULL 10. CHRIS NOLAN IS SHIT & DULL. oh and number 11! CHRIS NOLAN IS SHIT & DULL

[Mercenary78]

5 reasons not to see the Dark Knight:

1.Bale retarded voice

2.Boring trip to China, and all that silly Law and Order talk in Court.

3.Batman needs the help of Gordon to keep him alive.

4.Batman is no threat to the joker

5.Batman was trained by ninja's and he defeated his own ninja-master, but the joker beat the crap out of Batman.

[Fridayth31st]

@crazytalkerman Stick to what you actually know: lady gaga, will smith, justin timberlake, and gay porn. If thats what you like thats what you like. Dont let anyone judge your abnormal and sick vices. It makes you you. That Dark Knight stuff...too complicated. I understand. Nihilism...thats boring stuff. Lets not even talk about it.

[crazytalkerman]

@Fridayth31st well, this guy is really stupid and childish, an embarrassment for all the people who realizes TDK is shit, since in fact this guy doesn´t have reasons to hate the movie and probably haven´t even see it, still it doesn´t change the fact that you masturbate to ledger joker and hellraiser.