My Version: DECKARD CAIN RAP [EXPLICIT]

So, one day I was bored and decided I was going to make my own version of the Deckard Cain rap and this abomination was born. Forgive me, for I am no poet...

Lyrics:
My name is Deckard Cain and I come from Tristram
Now stay a while b*tch, and f****n' listen
That gold in your pocket bettah f****n' glisten
Or I'll take my staff and start f****n' hittin'
Yo, I got stories that are just f****n' insane,
People all around know me as the f****n' Cain
I'll ram your mom like a f****n train
All the way from Tristram to f****n Lut Gholein


I got 14 inches of Horadric d*ck
I'll slap your dad and make you mah b*tch
When you show me that blue it makes me stiff
When the Horadrim fart you better take a whif
Don't you try to f****n' run, or f****n' hide
There aint sh*t that I can't identify
You'll pile gold and items to the f****n' sky
I got your f*****n' back that's no f****n' lie


So, Diablo thinks he's the f****n man
but everyone knows that I aint f****n playin'
He definately aint listenin' or f****n stayin
Now take my staff and start f****n railin
I got stories to help you on your f****n quest
Ya'll know that my sh*t is the f****n best
From the Sin war to a f****n treasure chest
I'll confuse you like f****n 7th guest


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[Depayse]

See when I first listened to this, I couldn't stop laughing for about an hour. You truely made a masterpiece and for that I thank you.

[GinsuMeerkat]

@Depayse Hahah thanks dude!

[Dezzan]

this is fukin awesome!!

[GinsuMeerkat]

@Dezzan Thanks :D

You have quite a treasure there; in that Horodric Cube.

[fezzadork]

Pure genius.

The original version sounds too 70s, this actually sounds like a real rap song.

[GinsuMeerkat]

@fezzadork Hahah thanks! Oh god, does that make me a rapper now?! RUN!

[m11hut]

This is so amazing.

[kazzama]

This is amazing!!!

[ThakoManic]

A bit to many "Fuckin" but still great

[ThakoManic]

whats the WHOLE Lyrics not just to the song? :P

[TheFallout102]

LMFAO THAT WAS AWESOME! 12/10

[klimzo]

i will never buy a scroll of identity again xD

[fleshwarlord]

Hahahaha