Dos Equis Video

The most interesting man in the world- Dos Equis man

He has amassed an incredibly large DVD library, and it is said that he never once alphabetized it.

If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

When it is raining, it is because he is thinking about something sad.

The pheromones he secretes have be known to affect people miles away, in a slight, but measurable way.

He once punched a magician. Thats right, you heard me.

His blood smells like cologne.

His hands feel like rich, brown suede.

The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.

His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans entire body.

He has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into a room.

His organ donation card, also lists his beard.

Hes a lover not a fighter. But hes also a fighter, so dont get any ideas.

His reputation is expanding, faster than the universe.

He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.

He lives vicariously, through himself.

His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.

Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.

He never says something tastes like chicken, not even chicken.

People hang on his every word, even the prepositions.

He could disarm you with his looks or his hands, either way.

He can speak French, in Russian.

His charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it.

Years ago, he built a city out of blocks. Today, over 600,000 people live and work there.

He is the only man to ever ace a Rorschach test.

Everytime he goes for a swim, dolphins appear.

Alien abductors have asked him, to probe them.

If he were to give you directions, you'd never get lost, and youd arrive at least 5 minutes early.

His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.

He is...the most interesting man in the world.

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[nichols8917]

unmassed?

[nitefx41]

@nichols8917 Honestly, I wasn't sure exactly what is said, but I think it says 'unmasked', as in revealed.

[TheOzzk]

@nitefx41 amassed

[nitefx41]

@TheOzzk Gotcha, thanks

[XSaucee]

2:01- 2:11 So he plays minecraft?

[NecessaryTruths]

@nichols8917 Yes, "unmassed". He has removed the mass from a very large DVD library. This means that neither gravity nor inertia would apply to it.

[The3sixTEE]

A lesser man once praised him, "It's the new Chuck Norris!". That lesser man... WAS Chuck Norris. He is the most interesting man in the world.

[RealmofNight50]

He is the only man in the world who shaves his buttcheeks with duct tape while watching General Hospital.

[capehorn1974]

poor chuck norris : (

[ThatStickyNote]

He makes code that improves itself

[jakebright2010]

He's a lover not a fighter but he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. Lol That's so funny!

[coreman24680]

Now what about dos equius?

[Duke0241]

the state of florida is actually his penis 

[Steve17010]

I love the Dos XX radio commercials with the violns music in the backround.

[TheTalonTsi]

He once challenged chuck norris to a fight... after he had already won.