Grimace In Da Club - Original Song and Video

The greatest music video of all time. SCROLL DOWN FOR LYRICS!
This video was created and perfected by:
KFB (Kentucky Fried Bonato) and
M.C. Vaj
This video is a response to the question "What do you think about the fast food industry?"
I think our answer is beautifully displayed.
~Enjoy!

Lyrics:

(beggining jibberish)
MC Vaj:
Yo MC Vaj here lettin' ya know
What the fast food chains don't wanna show
Like how one meal has 1000 calories
and there's 25 grams of fat (AND THAT'S JUST IN THE CHEESE!)
They use advertising, playpens to get the kids
then trap em in a jar, and they CLOSE THE LIDS!
Gettin' Diabetes, and at this rate
we'll all be obese by 2028!
Burgers, fries, all filled with grease
no wonder 23% of Americans are obese
If you wanna live a life, of being skinny
then get 'cho fat but outta Mississippi!
(THEY'RE THE FATEST STATE!) This food is sloppy
It'll make ya floppy (THAT'S IMPOTENCE!)
Eat all those transfats, might as well smoke crack,
clog your arteries and have a HEART ATTACK!

(Chorus)
You can roll without the grease in ya system
You can do it when ya vibe to this rhythm
But I am so tempted!
So tempted...
(Grimace in da club,
Grimace in da club...)
Where my KFC at? Where my G's At? Micky D's AT?
By this whole
industry
takin' you
takin' me
they make us into somethin' that we're not!
But it's good
for the economy
and I guess that's what we need
But they profit off obesity and... DEATH!!

KFB:
Slow down a minute, your key points are whack
Let me show you how to orchestrate the proper attack
You gotta have rationale that's the proper way
Fast Food's a game, you gotta know how to play
Micky D's got 60 million customers a day
Profits and taxes that they generate are here to stay
They circle 'round through the governmnet and back to the people
Yeah it's a little greasy, but PEOPLE LIKE THEIR MEAT YO!
I know, it causes real problems with health
But can't afford gourmet? The advantage is your wealth
You'll be spendin' small amounts then you get 'cha food fast
Then you got the time and money to fill up on gas
GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE! Did ya go do it?
We made our own choices and some people blew it
So don't go and put all the blame on the industry
We aint obese because of them but some of us pretend to be!

(Chorus)

MC Vaj:
Wanna get a good meal? You should buy organic
Boycott fast food, send the world in a panic
There's healthier ways to get a decent lunch,
So relax, calm down, don't get your PANTIES IN A BUNCH!

KFB:
We're currently stuck in a financial crisis,
where fast food companies don't change the prices
They keep it affordable and keep the cash flowin'
Cuz if they raise the prices, THEN I'M NOT GOIN'!
Fast food's one of the only industries still afloat
And they rakin' in the cheddah' as previously wrote
So if you're gonna whine about it? (Well) Then DON'T BUY!
Cuz I'm sick of hearin' activists and ALL Y'ALL CRY!

MC VAJ:
We'd be much better off without these corporations
Servin' up this garbage, across the nations
Poisoning our kids, tearin' out the suture
What's gonna happen in the long run aren't children the future? (Future, future... Grimace in da club)

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[Sharkness77]

Was that a big mac at the end? Cuz BK is closed!

[strawberryc0ke]

Didn't have to get it from BK... Just because we witnessed a felony during the making of this video, doesn't mean you gotta chirp :)

[comdy]

Fuck i need to clean my undies now

[hockeyfool15]

Unreal!

[deanovag]

Glad to see there are still some real artists out there!

[carlwh123]

@duckbomb101 lol yep it's totally awesome man.

[duckbomb101]

This is the greatest youtube video i've seen this year. And I see a lot of youtube videos

[Blizzard23434]

WOw.

[gazthebrit]

woot!!! yeah!!!