I trained my dog to kill stuff.

Do not let his size fool you. This dog is the direct result of 300 years of the strictest fight-dog breeding techniques. All of these methods, including this one (titled: "The Sock Tug"), are based on producing a Yorkshire Terrier/Shih Tzu hybrid assassin.

Not even time will save you, as he has the ability to bend it to his liking. He could show up at your birth and steal you off the table like a Thanksgiving turkey. Remember the name Harley.. which I obviously had no say in.

Category:

Pets & Animals

Tags:

• dog
• training
• assassin
• sarcastic
• tug-o-war

[omfgBUBBLEZ]

What a dbag. The dog should be taken from you immediately since you are abusing it and teaching it to be an attack dog. I believe that's illegal in many parts of the country. Such a cute dog needs to rehomed to a better environment and you need to be put in a federal prison for 5 years!

[abigbadzebra]

I agree. He's already killed several small children. Honestly, though, I had no idea that he would become so uncontrollable. I think what we need to do is... Shhhhh!!! He's coming. I'll report back when it's safe.

[fishlover301]

wow...that would suck if that was ur hand lol

[Keighsie]

I knew a shitzu named Harley once, he was just a puppy when I knew him though. Man that is one FEROCIOUS doggie : P

[xacutionerguy]

That dog is getting pissed

[teddybaird95]

lol my friend has the same type of dog, they really are EVIL!

[sakurabloom123]

It's just playing. It just REALLY wants to kill the sock! XD But really cute

[mettalica532]

duhh its awsome nows he is an assasin like assasins creed!

[jessweetca]

Hahahhaa VICIOUS! VICIOUS little gremlin...that poor innocent rag he is ripping into! What did that RAG ever do to YOU!??

Honestly people, it's not a Pitt Bull. It's not a "therapy dog". This dog is a pet. And look at how much FUN he's having!

[MSancheezy33]

lol dont let the size fool me? If that dog came after me i would kick it across the street..

[crushcuter2]

idiot

[tylgirl222]

o.o