They say true love comes only once in a lifetime
and even though were from opposite ends of the earth,
my heart tells me youre the one for me.
Mahmoud
I remember when it started, saw you on the news
you were hating gays, I was eating food
but I was feeling you, and even though I disagreed with almost everything you said
you aint wrong to me, so strong to me, you belong to me
Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me
Mahmoud make my heart beat right out of my chest
my mind says no but my body says yes
Nuclear threat, the only threat I see
is the threat of you not coming home with me.
Our love for each others like when atoms collide
Cant express how I feel
Ay yo Adam lets ride
And Iran, Iran so far away
is your home, but in my heart youll stay
He ran, for the president of Iran
we ran together to a tropical island
my man, Mahmoud is known for rilin
smiling, if he can still do it then I can
they call you weasel, they say your methods are medieval
you can play the Jews I can be your Jim Caviezel
S&M, nestlin when were wrestlin
You can be the port that I park my vessel in
So I try to mute the tv but you can still see me
with your sleepy brown eyes, butter pecan thighs
And your hairy butt
Yeah.
And Iran, Iran so far away
come home, and in my arms youll stay
Used to look at the stars and dream
round the world same stars were seen
And a twinkle in your eyes Mahmoud.
Talk smooth to me, without a tie
your pants high waisted, damn so fly.
We can take a trip to the animal zoo
and laugh at all the funny things that animals do
Like Eugene (Levy) you got me straight trippin boo
hope you look in my eyes and say Im trippin too
you say Iran dont have the bomb but they already do
you should know by now, its you.
And Iran, Iran so far away
is your home, but in my heart youll stay
You crazy for this one Mahmoud
you can deny the holocaust all you want
but you cant deny that theres something between us
I know you say theres no gays in Iran
but youre in New York now baby
its time to stop hiding,
and start living
Actually, here's a snippet from an interview they did on this very subject:
Jorma: They cleared it for SNL. If we ever make a Best of SNL Shorts DVD we can put it on there, it can be on repeats of SNL, but it wasn't cleared for the album.
Andy: It could have technically been cleared for the album...
Jorma: But they asked for an outrageous amount of money.
Andy: For the record, Aphex Twin was super cool about the whole thing. It was the label.
MisterDogshit 2 years ago 5
Because the piano riff is from the Aphex Twin song 'Avril 14th' - and he refused to let them use it.
MisterDogshit 2 years ago 4