carl banks scottish

Carl Banks Performs Stand up comedy about the Scottish accent.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Carl
• Banks
• Stand
• Up
• Comedy
• Scottish
• Joke

[kingofbacon]

hmmm....maybe you should be asking yourself why you refer to them as "paki" and "Jap". I used no derogatory names or demeaning terms. if you can sound like a Japanese person or a Pakistani person and be funny without putting them down. more power to you.

[chadscotland]

I'm Scottish, never British.

[TheWandering]

im scottish But i have a wee bit of english. My Scottish comes first before anything in me

[MsOneiroi77]

@segano1 Scots are about as Irish as Americans are Canadian

[segano1]

@linoma57 If it disnae matter far yer fae, then why no bugger aff tae China and claim tae be Chinese and lets see how far ye get.

[segano1]

@linoma57 Glasgow is full o Paki bastards, and ROFL at you acting like you're harder just cos yer from Glasgow, Glasgow is just bigger with more shit holes in it.

[segano1]

@linoma57 You've probably got shit loads of heritages in you including 'Anglo' going by your attitude, the Scots by and large descend from the Caledonian Picts of ancient Scotland, proved by the OGAP4 haplotype code. And no Scots are not Irish! Born a Scot always a Scot, Born American makes you a yank by nationality and culture and identity, and Scottish culture is nothing like Americans, and Scottish culture and identity is fuck all like how the Yanks perceive it to be.

[segano1]

@linoma57 If you go by your theories then that means any wannabe can claim to be Scottish without being born or bred here by native naturalised birthright, that's how I fuckin know you must be a Yank, especially when you goes "Being Scottish is nothing to brag about", I don't agree a full set Paki's are Scottish at all, they've not got one drop of Scots blood, and they go entirely by where most of their ancestors came from rejecting Scottish culture and identity 100%.

[segano1]

@linoma57 Naw I know am fuckin right, I come from Central North-East Scotland (Angus/Tayside) and I have 75% of my blood from this area of Scotland born into a Scottish family, I've a friend who's 3/4 Scottish born and bred and 1/4 Indian Sihk and believe me If you telt him he's no Scottish he'd crack yer face right in just like a plastic Yank cunt who claims to be Scottish despite not being native to the land by birth right or never once stepped foot in the land. Believe me it DOES matter.

[linoma57]

@segano1 yir wrang there pal , am mair Scottish than youll ever be, your probably a paki in disguise . I was born n bred in the east end a glesga, you know like me how its the knife capitol of europe and full a scumbags. Of course saying that you have the teddy bears thats a plus, but as I reiterate ,it disny really matter where yir fae.........p.s. wit an insult callin me a yank, but being a good guy I am,al let you aff this time......have a nice day now ya'll

[segano1]

That's one hell of a retarded impersonation of a Scottish accent, the Yanks are dumb.

[segano1]

@linoma57 Yes it does matter where you're from, it's where you originate as stated on your birth certificate, Scots have a lot to be proud of, being a Yank like you is not worth talking about.

[segano1]

@theMacvarish What it says on a passport is irrelevant as any foreigner/immigrant can claim one, what the a foreigner/immigrant can never claim is a Scottish birth certificate, which proves you're Scottish.

And yes "Britain" is not a country, it's a union state first used in 1707.

A lot of retards, particularly Yanks, use it wrongly, and with their higher population they have the power of word of mouth majority to spread these inaccuracies around, further dumbing down the population.