The Cheerleader Limerick

Uncle Tommy's Dirty Limericks! They're quick. They're naughty! They're ridiculously funny!!! They tickle taboo, and they entertain. They're dirty limerick MINI-MOVIES: perfect for our
modern world, yet still ripe with tradition, using a poetic form that has entertained people through the ages. Fast and clever, with equal parts shock and delight -- all performed by one reckless uninhibited actor. They combine the bawdiness of adult humor, the delight of a childish cartoon, the mental acrobatics of wit, the rhythm and rhyme
of song, the craftiness of film, and the entertaining antics of a chameleon performer who dresses up in silly costumes to portray many
hysterical and often deliciously disturbing characters. Perfect for our fast-paced techno-wondrous lives, where you can carry Uncle
Tommy's Dirty Limericks around with you on your iPod, like tasty brain-candy; or call them up on a computer with a swift click, like reaching into a bowl of treats on a side-table. Uncle Tommy loves to make you laugh!... and squirm!... and maybe even -- God forbid -- get aroused!
-Uncle Tommy
www.dirtyuncletommy.com

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• limerick
• dirty
• funny
• gross
• sexy
• cheerleader
• laugh
• hot
• uncle
• tommy
• poop
• crap
• silly
• wierd
• hilarious

[dirtyarse1]

Not great in fairness. actually, pretty shit

[DirtyUncleTommy]

Still stuck in the first grade, huh, dirtyarse1? Don't worry, you're writing skills will match those of a retard some day.

[dirtyarse1]

what? What are you on about? first grade? you thick fucker. do you know who i AM?

[DirtyUncleTommy]

No, but I know one thing about you: you've got a DIRTY ARSE!!!!

[IrishNProud180]

I see this guy in my nightmares.

[heat0cheer0girly]

ew. ur disgusting.

[Sajlent125]

o kurwa..



[ciasplntr]

Yeah, you're a fucking moron and this is dumb shit. And that's all I would normally say, but when dirtyarse called you out on it, you went full fucktard. You seem like a really useless, obnoxious person. I hope you become a better human being someday.

[burshnick1]

what a dumass there was nothing funny about this

[thevits007]

Man I have laughed at some really stupid stuff in my life. This wasn't one of them. Chalk up another 54 seconds and another 30 I'll never get back in my wasted life.

That was really dog shizzle.

[tablob]

Why do you guys keep calling him gay? He was doing it for comedy. Idiots

[jtraske]

dude. you realize you're fucked. right?

[Snapplejack2005]

Although his mind is not quick

To humor I think he should stick

For with balls of brass and humor thats crass

He'd be good to suckle my dick.

And by THAT I mean: I greatly enjoyed this rather offensive video xD