Tripping a Laptop Thief.mov

This is surveillance video of the corner of Grant & Vallejo streets taken from the Caffe Trieste camera. I was standing out front around 7:30 PM smoking a cigar, and heard some screaming down Vallejo & Columbus. I saw a guy running towards me carrying an Apple laptop like a fullback carrying a football. Obviously, the idiot had stolen it. So I tripped the stupid son of a bitch at around 22 seconds into the video. He went down hard and dropped the laptop on the street. At 29 seconds, you can see the owner picking up his now broken laptop. But a broken laptop is better than no laptop, isn't it. And the yuppie asshole owner of the laptop didn't even bother to thank me, as you can see in the video. ;-)

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[Agent99]

The yuppie ran off as though he were trying to undo the theft. Nice footwork.