X-Men: first class sucks

It's not as brilliant as everyone says!! My take on the new xmen film

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[TheNewDanSoup]

Also, I thought you'd pick up on one of these atrocious lines of dialogue:

Frost: "It's not a war, war implies and equal chance of both sides winning."

No it doesn't love. :P

Shaw: "If you're not with us, then by definition, you're against us."

Only a Sith deals in ultimatums!

Also, don't go on about how the Scottish and Irish don't have superheroes and then attack a Welsh band. :(

[wildcardxi]

@TheNewDanSoup And if there is one thing I hate, it's letting people enjoy things without me ruining it by telling them they are wrong :P lol.

Lol! But YES! I loved those lines, they were AWFUL! and there were other really forced lines that I can't remember now but remember laughing at at the time!

And you're right, it was unfair to pick on the welsh (wanna know a secret: I meant to say my chemical romance and got the name mixed up :P )

[TheNewDanSoup]

Kenny doesn't know his Chemistry. Diamond will shatter quite easily.

I really enjoyed it, it's a fun exciting film. If you ignore or just don't care about the bits that don't make sense (even I noticed that Magneto didn't help build Cerebrus) then it was an enjoyable experience.

[wildcardxi]

@TheNewDanSoup: Really?! Ok, I obviously DON'T know my chemistry, and I know you pretty much do, so congrats on pwning me a little ;)

But that's what I thought when I left it as well Dan, I was like: "well that film was stupid, but I enjoyed watching it! It killed a few hours and at points I really was on the edge of my seat or thinking things were awesome... where can I get a pizza at 4am?"

But then everyone on facebook was going on about what an incredible perfect movie it was....

[Evonnewench]

HAHAHA, EPIC man. . . . tempts Kenny wrath....I loved it. tehe! Although, excellent points sir......hmmm, we decided that since he was never named, we would christen him weather boy. This led to more crap super hero names such as Attracto, hoolahoop energy man, blue boobs, diamond woman and professor thinkie......we are going to the special hell. xxx

[wildcardxi]

@Evonnewench LOL!! PROFESSOR THINKIE!!! win :D

[HipolitoDiaz]

You are right, First Class sucks as an comic adaptation and as a precuel, but to say the movie sucks it's something ridiculous, in that case The Dark Knight Sucks too. Have you ever wonder why they say it's brilliant? Cuz it's a great movie, forget about why this mutant is like that, etc. As a film, Fisrt Class is awesome, the acting, the cast, the story, the action join perfectly to make it a great film.

[MinistryOfPhreakz]

@wildcardxi

I think Seanron won, cuz Qotpa is now gone

[1236smexy]

hahaha it's so true! but i love all the x-men movie. I thought they'd wreck it by making another one but i really liked it :D

[xIxWuvxDarix]

LMAO I love this review, even though i really liked the movie sorry :/

[TheLizardmonkey]

Why is this kid, @wildcardxi just a YouTube commenter and Steve McKenna is on every bit of Scottish media? @wildcardxi , you could be Scotland's Chris Evans, great stuff!

[TikalaEchidna16]

I was taking to the other commenting people, by the way. Lol. Not the maker of this video.

[TikalaEchidna16]

I take it you guys are the comic series buffs. -.- honestly, I'm not trying to be hateful. You have your opinion, I have mine. I personally think this movie was great. They're being a little original and taking artistic liberties. At least it's showing that they're not being dull.

[Topso100]

How the hell can you think this one is worse them wolverine? Its like saying poo is better then food. Wolverine was a clusterfuck of the Marvel universe. And the effects in Wolverine were terrible, They had better effects in Terminator 2!

And I don't think anyone is going to say "oh thats not right, because the Wolverine movie said blah" Cos everyone I know is pretending the Wolverine movie didn't happen! Proffesor X was a 3d doll in Wolverine for crying out loud !