Vampire Sucks The REVIEW you MUST listen to.

I review one of the worst movies of the year...or is it? what is "WORST" when its just an opinion? who says what is the worst and what isn't?

SOMETHING needs to be said about the current state of OPINIONS

If you thought I was going to get just spend 5 minutes?? ripping a movie apart then you don't know what fury of the film fan is about.

This whole video is presented as a parody, the same way Vampires Suck spoofs something I am spoofing reviews.

I turned off the ratings because you got dicks who come on this site and if they don't absolutely hear what they want to about a movie they thumbs down a video. People work hard on videos, so fu** you guys.

No revenue has been enabled for this video, I normally just upload a bare bones version of a review and have the real version on Blip but I figure this message was important enough to forget about the revenue. Future reviews will be bare bones to a mother fuc***ker because you tube still tags everything for copyright.

Future reviews will be on www.furyofthefilmfan.net

Thanks to Chris StuckMann for his help
http://www.youtube.com/user/QuickMovieReviews

Ezra for allowing me to slap him
http://www.youtube.com/user/EZRASHUGEREVIEWS

and DistanJ the angry British man
http://www.hooplanet.co.uk/

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[QuickMovieReviews]

@cb2198 He's not defending this movie, he gave it his lowest rating. He's defending people's right to have an opinion.

[FuryoftheFilmFan]

@FuryoftheFilmFan its meant to deliver a message, its a spoof of reviews the same way the movie is spoofing other movies, it's meant to expose people for how they are, personally attacking others for their opinions. Poor taste in movies, who are you to determine I have poor taste in movies? YOU? I don't need your confirmation to enjoy a movie,

[dirtsleeper714]

@dirtsleeper714 Not the movie, the review.

[dirtsleeper714]

Why were ratings disabled? That was amazing!

[APPLESAUCE50]

This movie killed my family. Their last one killed my friends...

[alittleolder]

I wrote my opinion of this review to you personally on FB!..

[FuryoftheFilmFan]

@bdpickett you clearly have no idea what I'm saying, do yourself a favor, sit down, then listen again, this time pay attention, open that ignorant little brain of yours and let my deep message enter.

[bdpickett]

@FuryoftheFilmFan Also, all this whining about the guy's opinion of your show just makes you sound like a dick. A good artist takes criticism and uses it.

Don't make a big speech saying, "Let everyone have an opinion," and close with "you people shut up!" It makes you seem like an ass.

[bdpickett]

@FuryoftheFilmFan

Dude, fuck you.

If someone thinks a movie sucks, they can.

If people think people who like the sucky movie are dumb, they can.

If they want to express their opinion to that effect, they can.

I'm sick of this "all opinions are valid" bull. If that's true, then the judgmental people have just as much right to their opinion as the guys they're judging.

Also, your review is okay, but lackluster. If it's meant to be a spoof, it does a good job of not being funny.

[necronomicon009]

@necronomicon009 Money does corrupt originality in this sense because if people have low expectations about what they spend their money on the people creating entertainment will not care as much to create something of worth. This could thus, destroy the franchise. People will have less faith in spoof movies if directors know they can cash in on something cheaply made.

[necronomicon009]

Let me ask you a question:

If putting out crappy movies like 'Vampires Suck' causes other people to eat up everything that Hollywood throws at them, which then causes Hollywood to make more crappy movies is that the fault of Hollywood or the consumer?

For instance, over-obsessive Sonic fans buy all the Sonic video games that come out, thus causing SEGA to have low expectations about what makes a great game. Thus, making developers not care so much about creating a great game.