RE: Bounce That Dick by Jenna Marbles

Meant to upload this to my blog channel, but it's here now so what the hell.
The official original video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwLMM_QBkMc
Complete sarcasm on the "no homo"

the lyrics:
Yo
I just wanna let everybody know
That I've been told
Since the day I first started growing pubes
To shake my ass
Well guess what
My ass is fucking tired as shit
This time it's your turn to wiggle your man junk for me
I wanna see you shake your motherfucking penis bitch

God damn look at you
With your giant cocktapus
Gotta hand full of ones just to spend if you flop it good
I'm kidding bitch
I got bills to pay
I spend my money on myself but you can shake it for me anyway
Dude knows I'm a G
That's short for a girl
Baby show me what you're working with and make that dick twirl
Drop your hammer like Thor
And shake it till it's sore
I want penises galore
In this bitch like Jersey Shore
Bounce your dick on your balls like a motherfucking trampoline
Do "The Snail"
Do "The Watch"
And shine it up with Vasoline
I don't give a shit that you think you're jacked
I work out too boo got muscles out the wazoo
Just wanna see that dick bitch I'm talking bout your cock
I don't give a fuck baby bounce it in a tube sock
Boy you know that you like this song
Now turn around stick out and wiggle that schlong

Shake your dick bitch
Flop it all around better get your ass low down to the ground
And bounce your dick and bounce your dick, hey hey
Better keep that thing moving all around the clock
Better keep that thing moving till she says stop
And bounce your dick and bounce your dick, hey hey hey

I got boys all around shakin dicks in the air
Like a bukkake porn cept no goo in my hair
Hey Ching Chong Wing Wong shake your king kong ding dong
Sorry that was racist
I'm bad at rap songs
Ha no I'm not I'm fucking awesome and shit
I'm over here I'm over there I'm lickin my own tits
Make that penis real hard and I'll sign your checks
Wanna see it grow up like a Bonersaurus-rex
Shake it for me at lunch
Jumpin like it's got fleas
I'll eat it cuz I love the Dickeroni and cheese
Shake your dick in the car
Shake your dick on an airplane
Everybody look out
Cuz choo choo here comes the meat train

Shake your dick bitch
Flop it all around better get your ass low down to the ground
And bounce your dick and bounce your dick, hey hey
Better keep that thing moving all around the clock
Better keep that thing moving till she says stop
And bounce your dick and bounce your dick, hey hey hey

I would just like to thank all of you beautiful gentleman
For shaking your wiener pieces at me all day today
It has been a pleasure
Nah I'm just kidding motherfucker
Peniscopter

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[angelifyification]

WHATTTTT? A guy who thinks with his brain... not his penis??? WHOA! And more than that... a guy who is sexy as &*$%??!! So happy they still exist :) You're awesome.

[BettaWithToast]

@angelifyification haha Thanks. Give all the credit to my momma and daddy. Seems to be a rarity these days, but I was raised well.

[jazminedwards]

dayyum this guy is awesome

[BettaWithToast]

@jazminedwards Thank you :)

[7foldk]

thank you :)

[BettaWithToast]

@7foldk You're welcome very much

[JennaMarbles]

Hahah thank you so much for making this video. This is exactly the reaction I was hoping to get from people, funny, silly, but still get what I was trying to say. Just awesome. Thank you so much.

[supricky06]

Thats EXACTLY what we were going for. Good job!

[memeisgreat]

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[memeisgreat]

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[greysenG10]

@JennaMarbles what up

[Anew17vid]

AGREED. thank you

[JCS303]

Is it bad that I didn't feel degraded in the slightest?

[libertylovingyankee]

@emma1093able Up yours, you twisted little hoe.

[emma1093able]

@libertylovingyankee Stop being such a drip. Jenna did a great job. She rocks. Her song is long overdue.  If you were a gal you would understand that. The gentleman in this video provides a great analyis of what she was trying to do. Stop being such a stuffed shirt and just bounce that dick......bitch!