Epic Hotdog Battle: Rachael Ray's Terror Scarf

Did you hear that Rachael Ray wore a TERRORISM SCARF in a Dunkin' Donuts commercial?! Thankfully, Dunkin' Donuts responded to this unquestionably psychotic and paranoid bit of xenophobia from maybe just one person by pulling the ad.
They also inadvertently helped us fuel the flames of the Epic Hotdog Wars. Thanks, Dunkin' Donuts and Michelle Malkin, the lone fucknut who believes in terrorist scarves! You're helping us achieve ultimate lulz and perfect retardation!

Update: Oh my God! First terrorist scarves, now...terrorist fists?! Barack Obama's supporting terrorism with buddy fist bumps! First scarves, and now buddy fists?! Is there nothing terrorism can't corrupt?!

Note: Sony Vegas is even worse than Windows Movie Maker at previewing things, so the text goes by a little faster than I thought it would. Sorry for the inconvenience. But hey, if that's the worst thing you're noticing about this video, I should be probably consider myself lucky.

-Tabris

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• Dunkin'
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• terrorism
• 9/11
• Michelle
• Malkin

[tabrismacbeth]

This just in! McCain's daughter wore a terrorist scarf! MCCAIN'S DAUGHTER HATES FREEDOM!

-Tabris

[YumYumBunny]

Over 500 views in 24 hours? Does anyone else feel the hamburger calm before the hotdog storm?

[tabrismacbeth]

And now it's 600! Can someone please explain to me what's so appealing about a video called "Epic Hotdog Battle: Rachael Ray's Terror Scarf"? Doesn't it sound like it's about Rachael Ray wearing a scarf with evil powers and throwing hotdogs at people?

-Tabris

[tabrismacbeth]

Over 200 views in 13 hours. Might I say I'm just a little disturbed at that? My guess is people are looking for the Rachael Ray and Dunkin' Donuts Jihadist video, which I'm guessing ends with the true Dunkin' Donuts slogan, "Death to America Runs on Dunkin'".

...Could you tell me when you've found it?

-Tabris

[alpha56667]

YOU ARE A FLIPPIN MORON

[tabrismacbeth]

OHZ DA FUCKIN' NOEZ!

...Yeah, seriously, that's over over-the-edge this whole "terrorist scarf" thing has driven me. Next person to criticize me gets "CAN I HAZ A FUCKIN' CHEEZBURGER?".

Go ahead. You know you want to, now.

-Tabris

[JohnPurvis]

From now on anyone who wears a scarf of any kind is a terrorist. People in all the northern states wear scarfs, obviously they are terrorists. That explains why they always vote for Democrats. Canadians wear scarfs as well, they must be terrorists, figures. Be ware of all people who wear scarfs, report them to Homeland Security. Remember you are either with us or with the terrorists.

[puptartz]

Boycott Dunkin Donuts for pulling the ad!!!

[angrydead]

everytime i hear anything about this all I can think is "It's a fucking scarf!"

[Bucephalus2008]

No wonder this country is losing the so-called "war on terrorism".

[rhb24]

RACHEL RAY IZ TEH TERRORISTS!!11!11!

[megamarsvin]

lol so we HAVE TO show the cartoons of Muhammad because otherwise we're caving in to terrorism and not protecting free speech but when someone wears the wrong kind of scarf we need to censor it immediately. The hypocrisy never ends ^^