Momentary Lapse of Professionalism

Here are the links to the sites I made banners for...

The dolphin one is gone now, but I found the text for how it used to be:
http://www.beastforum.com/showtopic-23156.html

Personals one is gone too, but here's how that used to be:
http://web.archive.org/web/20010815095852/www.polygamy.com/Personals/Index.htm

The Jesus one is here:
http://datejesus.com/bathe/

And the Mammogram one is here:
http://www.internetmammogram.net/

And hey, if you'd like to hire me to design your webpage, you can see my work here!:
http://www.stevenjenkins.com


(And before you ask: No, I didn't just make up all those banners for this video. Everything I said actually did happen.)

Category:

People & Blogs

Tags:

• rgbflawed
• unprofessional
• funny
• web
• pages

[aeirynn]

Funny video that works as a resume too. With your popularity on YouTube, I'm sure the right people will come along, watch your video, see your banners and you'll be rolling in job offers and dough (Scrooge McDuck-style) in no time! Best of luck to you.

[rgbflawed]

aeirynn!!! I KNEW someone's comment was missing from this video. ;-)

I actually got a call today from the other agency that I signed up with. They have a job for me that sounds almost similar to the other one! They didn't ask if I had done flash banners before, but if they had, I knew exactly what I was gonna say: ... "No"

As always, thanks for your support aeirynn!

[Elphyrafire]

OMG- those websites are CRAZY- that dolphin one has to be fake- please tell me that is fake! I don't want to live in a world where that happens.

[rgbflawed]

I'm sure the dolphin webpage was put up as a joke. I had checked the WHOIS registration and it was registered by the same people who have made other joke webpages. However, I guess that doesn't rule out the possiblity that they found that text written somewhere else for real and decided to make their own webpage out of it.

[HolywaterHangover]

...Can I still win a chance to shower with Jesus?...

[thegothmog]

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[acheing123]

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[Superbobos123]

Hope you get a new job

[furby50]

lol

[Monjambon]

Saw your panoramic photos -- beautiful work! You have a lot of talent. I hope you're not unemployed anymore -- and I hope you have a job doing what you love!

[Uborpriest]

lol

[iceepudding]

ok...i'll give u some bux to make a banner for pancake tits. lol... i love your videos. the stand-up was awesome too.

[bcelik79]

you gotta work on those banners............a lot

[Mexicandude24]

lol dude i just saw 3 of ur vids and they are funny