Welcome to dOvetastic Microwave Theater. Today your professional microwave operator is going to be microwaving a complete working 1984 Vintage Mac 512k for your viewing pleasure.
We hope you will enjoy the very first Mac 512k to be microwaved by the AMIR 9000 One Ton Microwaving Robot. It is the model "M0001" series. It weighs 50lbs, so it will take alot of microwaving. Lets say about over two hours worth of microwaving. This mac has waited for over 25 years to be microwaved and that is just long enough.
Hurry and bid today on the MacinSlug before it is too late:
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dOvetastic Microwave Theater thanks it's viewers for for it's support in reinstating the longest running and original microwave show on the web. We would also like to thank Youtube for helping to make this possible. Our show has lots of great microwaving ahead of many more donations from our viewers.
*Remember, microwaving food is for morons.
You are watching Episode HD Widescreen # One-Hundred & Fifty-Six
This show is for entertainment purposes only, so please DO NOT ATTEMPT these experiments at home. Experiments are produced in a professional environment with proper safety equipment.
Would you like to donate an item for professional microwaving by your microwaving operator host at dOvetastic Microwave Theater, the internet's first and original microwave entertainment show? Simply email pigeonyolk [at] aol.com for details. You will get full credit when your item[s] gets featured on the show plus you may include a "G" rated 15-30 second clip explaining your item[s] to be microwaved which will be included in the episode[s] your item[s] get microwaved in. All item[s] donated are guaranteed to be microwaved and your video clip featured in them.
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All by products of the show get recycled into art, nothing is wasted. Currently my artwork is featured on exhibit at the Baltimore National Modern Art Museum: AVAM.
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that's kinda sad, i always wanted a mac 512k, you should show this to steve jobs, he would cry...
Oh well, it's better than it was before it was microwaved
psychoclown420 2 years ago 4
how could you do this to a perfectly good mac 512k? why, why, why did it have to die? fuck you, fuck you for killing it
miviezgeneration 1 year ago 2