No Land

Greg and I sing "No Land" at the first open mic night of Semester at Sea Spring 09.

LYRICS:
Tell me how Im sposed to live with no land

It was so tough before Cadiz
Hitting the walls it hurt my knees
Plus puking everywhere was like living in a world with no land
ooooooh

Four drinks for me is not enough
I cant walk when the seas are rough
Wish I could steal a boat to get myself to land

BUT HOW
DO YOU EXPECT ME
TO LIVE THIS LIFE ON THE SEA
all this water all around me is making me crazy

tell me how Im sposed to live with no land
cant live cant breathe without land
Les McCabe dont you understand
Theres no land no laaaand

Got me out here in the waters so deep
Lose an hour every night theres no sleep
Guess Ill go watch the MICE band
Cuz theres no land, no laaand

No land land
no land land
no land land

I hopped a train north to Madrid
Tapas vino Im lovin it
That Spanish gypsie cast a spell on me for real

Somehow Im still awake at five
Churros and chocolate keep me alive
I dont know Spanish but the guy in the club didnt even care

So how
do you expect me
to get back on the MV
cuz Espana all around me its so hard for me to leave

Tell me how Im sposed to live with no land
cant live cant breathe without land
Captain Jeremy dont you understand
theres no land no land

Got me out here in the waters so deep
Estrogen everywhere makes me weak
If theres no more men Im gonna scream
No men no men

no men men
women men
no land land

B R E A K ***

LAAAAAAAND

Tell me how were sposed to go without fuel
Cant see Morocco without fuel
Wanna ride a camel or mule
NO FUEL NO FUEL

Sometimes it gets really hard
Thats what she saiiiiid
I cant wait to get off
she said she saiiiid


What were doing for six hours last night
Im sick of card games all night
Watched the superbowl until it got light
NOT TIGHT not tight

Got me out here in the waters so deep
If we dont get there soon Im gonna weep
Off this ship I might leap
time to sleep time to sleep

No land land
no land land
noooo lan
Les McCabe

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Semester at Sea
• SAS
• SAS 09
• SAS spring 09
• open mic
• jill and greg
• on land

[crazydancinqt]

love it.

[orblueen]

this is win ..... that was beautful