Mules are so Half-Ass

http://www.dftba.com

In which Hank makes a video with his still camera because his video camera borked! And sings a song...and writes on the bottom of hotel-room furniture (don't tell anyone!)

Lyrics

The mink lost her furry scarf, she said it was stole
The shoe salesman wanted to help, 'cause he had so much sole
But then his whole left side fell off, but he's all right now
The pregnant heifer saw it happen, yeah, she had a cow
The CO2 delivery guy always gives me gas
And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass

The bike can't sand up by itself, it says it's two-tired
The human cannonball was late for work and he got fired
If your pants are too big you'll get exposed in the end
and if you crash your fancy car you'll see how a mercedez bends.
The CO2 delivery guy always gives me gas
And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass

I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me
It's just like riding a bike, or playing with your wii
If you don't pay your excorcist, you'll get reposessed
The pirate shot himself so he could have a dead man's chest
The CO2 delivery guy always gives me gas
And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass

Category:

Music

Tags:

• funny song
• puns
• mules
• hotel room end tables

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

The line "if you don't pay your exorcist, you'll get re-possessed" is full of EPIC WIN!!!!!

[lilylpotter3]

oh thank god! i thought my computer was mad at me and decided to mess up the video.

[heyitsmechelsey]

@liljmarmar mink stole.......

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@Lgirl614 a stole is a mink fur scarf.

[SerpentsNightmare]

3:25 DFTBA - (Johnny Cash version).

[aKISSinTHEmoonlighT]

I really hope some non-nerdfighter looks at the bottom of those tables in their hotel room and are super confused.

[HunteroTheGreat]

@bluidemenace1 It says in the description that it was written on hotel furniture... But yeah, I had the same idea.

[bluidemenace1]

Whatever happened to that table? If you still have it, you should auction it off during a P4A!

[Shellewell]

p.s. GEDDAN FACE!!!

[Shellewell]

so.many.puns

[Tawnyfur]

A song composed solely of plays on words - what could possibly be nerdier?!

Awesome song, Hank!