How to be funny tip # 76: WHEEZY!

Stand up comedian and escapist Dave Ackerman is a fan of pure adventure! He brings to you yet another way you can be funny while being Wheezy. Is this hard to do? Not for stand up comedian and excitement lover Dave Ackerman.

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[acmilan10italia]

it would be funny if you were a waiter and you did that. then you'd be wheezy waiter.

[996santiago]

i would say first but i want to learn how to be funny

[phillyhippie]

I didn't know Dave was an escapist lol

[floyddparsons]

I combined a couple tips. I got down in the snow and faked some kids into thinking I was hurt, then took out a bottle of Jack and asked them for diabetes meds and directions to Rez casino.

[canucks117]

Damn it Dave, you made me pee my pants!

[terminatorgir]

do you do stand up in utah? some friends and i would love to come see it

[TheFoofanatic]

Hey! I don't want to be an arse. but your show would be so much better if you did it in real life! It doesn't have to be random people you haven't met before. Make a sketch out of you tips with actors or something something!!

[s6lewis]

I use your gym tip. I go too goldsgym with a box of powdered donuts rasberry filled in my gym bag. I walk around with a doning currels with dumbbell and one gives a werid look I say what I'm trying bulk up. It's got me a lot laughs unfornatly it's got me kick out of the gym a few times as well. Well I don't think you could ever be a rube.

[sarahroflol]

@SplendorVendor /watch?v=KKYOrX3ROXQ&feature=r­elmfu !!!

[DE4001]

I made little pieces of paper with all your tips on them.

For this episode it would be:

"How to be funny tip #76: Pretend to be a perverted asthmatic"

Wherever I see a tips jar I put one or two of those pieces in.

[ph3nton]

My favourite has to be replacing the shoes at the store for your own. PS, I really want a signed poster of you, but it isn't cool to give crap away. I hope I dont get accused of being a rube...

[rethinkOURreality]

This reminds me of the Fake Divorce tip. You know, faking something that's not there in the first place, like fake asthma.

Plus, how can you be funny at a rock show?