Literalist Christianity through an Atheist's eyes (absurdity

(I got this summary off an image I found on the internet.)

Enough people were misinterpreting what this video is about, so I changed the name to clarify.

Christianity is the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie that is his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in all humanity because a rib-woman was convinced to eat from a magical tree by an infinitely sadistic being disguised as a talking snake with legs.

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[iiwatcher]

Now I want ribs.

[samurai3502]

And if you're so stupid that you use the sense that I gave you, I will burn you on the grill in my basement, Amen!

[Supahfrog33]

LMAO

[RivetingMsPowder]

Wow, that was indeed a tickle to my funny senses. Well, I was trying to post a longer comment; alas it was too long in words. Hope you're well. :)

[contacter]

That was fucking hilarious, thx

[winterstellar]

Yeah, that sums it up. That's christianity.  : )

[hempartist420]

christian literalism(or just in the general sense), is absurd to everyone who hasn't been raised and indoctrinated by a fundamentalist family. This is only something you can believe at face value if it's been pounded into your head at birth(as was my experience), or maybe you've suffered a severe blow to your rational function of your brain... it's just ridiculous

[thenofxer]

72 people just converted.

[DemonLDR]

@ArtisanTony Keep trying what? Teaching you people how to think for yourselves?

[typhoidX]

Lol... you left out the part about the punishment for thought-crime: eternal torture.