NoFx - Hot Dog In A Hallway

She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her

She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can't breathe
That's why I love her

I'm her butter she's my bread
She's like a mobile waterbed
And when I got on top of her
I can't touch the mattress

And when her flesh begins to sag
She's like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy, safe and warm
She's my insulation

I always know where she sat
And when she's on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
That's why I love her

She's my Phillie I'm her Stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale
That's why I love her

Category:

Music

Tags:

• nofx
• hot
• dog
• in
• hallway
• heavy
• petting
• zoo
• Punkekee23
• punk
• music

[pigeonhammer]

2 dislikes...whoever you are, tell your parents to use condoms.

[ebbtides]

@mikeylighter ...so it took you 2:52 to finish. Wouldn't wanna be with you.

[ThiefThe13]

Love this song..*g*...

[TommyGrubz]

I disliked only cause you put the wrong album cover up like a grommet.

[oppai182]

@ebbtides in his defense he was receiving an eargasm from nofx

[yellowtailhunter]

Yeah I have a friend who is really into whaling...it was extremely disturbing watching some of these fat fuck he brought over.

[yellowtailhunter]

maybe the poster likes that NOFX sketch...



[rickface13]

this song is not on Liberal Animation...change the pic fuckface

[jrbba]

fatties:)



[SuperInhumanity]

fat chicks need love too!

[Bmetalful]

That distortion is tuned to awesome.

[Eviltwintera]

i love you NOFX

[MrSkinnyBuh]

@GeneralMills66 I didn't like the song... It was just playing on some trick's limewire playlist : D

[GeneralMills66]

@MrSkinnyBuh More like LL Cool Gay

[rainpouring]

@pigeonhammer It's too late.. The damage has been done.Only thing left to do is finish building the time machine!!!

[Gunnnnnnerss]

And when i get on top of her i can't touch the mattress. hahaha this shits classic

[DragonSlayer1500]

@plooshed No...it's about fat girls in general. Not saying they're whores necessarily

[plooshed]

this is about whores with huge vaginas right? I just wanna make sure...

[walkingonair]

pigeonhammer.. i need to borrow that line. lol. classic!!

[TheAspen199]

i love nofx...but i just cant listen to this song because of the disturbing images in my head..lmfao

[jamjam934]

@mikeylighter You fuck fat bitches.

Haha

[Mr420ways]

164 people fucked fat chicas...so did i!! hahahaha

[MrSkinnyBuh]

@mikeylighter I lost my virginity to "something like a phenomenon" by LL Cool J.

[zmamedotcom]

Can't belive this song only has 75,000 ..BEST SONG EVER!

[igloterror]

Just fuckd a big one my self..haha... best song ever to hear after that ;P No chubbychaser, just happend..hahahaha

[jactasmar]

Brings back some memories

[JapBeavAreCan]

@mikeylighter 3 minutes of glory... lucky girl.